Jokes of the day
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(but technically, the I in air should have been revealed)
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Do you hear about the Cannibal, who went out for a walk and passed his friend in the woods.
Typographical error in The Wicked Bible published in 1631 by the royal printers of London from Exodus 20, where The Ten Commandments are first listed:
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Guy comes home to find his wife in bed with his best friend. He says " Harry! I have to. But you?....."
Have to call BS here, if the letter "I" was purchased already, more of the puzzle would be showing and the Greek solution would not have worked...
Ummm... post #215, page 11. You even gave me a like for it.
Joke squirrel.
When I used to do file sharing/ trading on WinMX in the early 2000's, one of the files in my library, small enough that the queued download request would start automatically, was this pic, which had filename "Guy with huge cock.jpg"
A golfer goes into the 19th hole with a big purple 'mouse' on his forehead. He orders a double scotch, neat. The bartender says "What happened, did you get hit with a ball?" The golfer says, "No, much worse. I made my tee shot on 17, and sliced the ball way off to the left, into the farmer's field. I looked for that ball for twenty minutes; I had a chance to break 80, and I couldn't afford to lose the strokes. Then this cow walked by, her tail went up, and I see a golf ball lodged in the cow's vagina. I go over and take a look, and it's a Dunlop 65. I'm shooting a Titleist 2. Then this lady comes over, and says she lost her ball, too. I asked her what she was shooting, and she says 'a Dunlop 65'. So I went up to the cow, lifted up her tail, and said 'this one looks like yours, lady'. She hit me with a five iron".
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