Jokes of the day
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Good Luck, Mr Gorsky.
According to a Buddy Hackett stand-up routine, on July 20, 1969, when Neil Armstrong became the fist man to walk on The Moon, after he said "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind", he then said "Good luck, Mr Gorsky". When asked about it years later by a former NASA employee at Mission Control Houston, Armstrong said that when he was nine years old, he had been playing baseball, and a home run ball ended up in the Gordky's backyard. When he went to retrieve the ball, through an open window he heard Mrs Gorsky say "Oral sex? You'll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on The Moon!"
According to a Buddy Hackett stand-up routine, on July 20, 1969, when Neil Armstrong became the fist man to walk on The Moon, after he said "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant leap for mankind", he then said "Good luck, Mr Gorsky". When asked about it years later by a former NASA employee at Mission Control Houston, Armstrong said that when he was nine years old, he had been playing baseball, and a home run ball ended up in the Gordky's backyard. When he went to retrieve the ball, through an open window he heard Mrs Gorsky say "Oral sex? You'll get oral sex when that kid next door walks on The Moon!"
Back back back in the day, Conan the Barbarian could walk around wearing nothing but a fur loincloth and boots, commando underneath, and no one would tell him that his wardrobe looked gay, but if someone did, Conan could just hack the guy's head off with his broadsword, and get away with it, because they hadn't invented cops yet.
I know it's not polite to laugh at people born with afflictions, but you've got to admit, not necessarily out loud, that this pic is pretty damned funny. He's probably been dead for at least a hundred years, so he won't take offense personally.
In Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman said: “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” This guy looks like he could do that all by himself
In Full Metal Jacket, Gunnery Sgt. Hartman said: “I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I’ll be watching you.” This guy looks like he could do that all by himself
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That looks like someone was VERY BIG kiss ass.
I remember many years ago, a co-worker said he was at a different company, and there a was fellow who such a kiss ass, the others wondered if this guy put handles on the soles of his shoes to pull him out of his boss's ass when the inevitable occurred.
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I used to work with a woman who was allegedly in the process of sleeping her way to a management position. At Christmas, Secret Santa gave her a pair of Happy Knees.
I got kicked out of Lockport town park today. I was trying to line up all the squirrels according to height. They didn't like me critter sizing...
Paleontologists (or would it be archaeologists?) have analyzed corpulites to detect evidence of cannibalism. The truth always comes out...
There;s a new cover band with all gay menbers, who only play songs by Phil Collins. They're called Penises.
