Sitting at the Bar...

[Conway_Stewart]

Here's the situation:

This hot chic is my bartender and has been pouring my Rolling Rocks all afternoon. A couple of seats down, her ex-boyfriend has been having this intense convo with her...shit about their relationship; I wasn't really paying attention.

At one point, this loser tried to bum a smoke off me...I don't even smoke anymore but the guy is just a loser. Can't even afford his own cigarettes...bumming smokes from strangers...That kinda guy!

Anyway...not sure what happened but now the Manager is kicking buddy out...Ex-Boyfriend is flipping out...Hahahahaha...Time for Conway to step in and make his move! Perfect opportunity to be a warm shoulder to for this chic to cry on!

Oh yeah!

 

[Butler1000]

Just like the Earl's girl?

I remember how that one worked out.

 

[peeler_feeler]

...Hahahahaha...Time for Conway to step in and make his move! Perfect opportunity to be a warm shoulder to for this chic to cry on!

Oh yeah!

So what was the outcome? Did you pick up this girl? Go on a date with her?

 

[HOLLYWOODG]

So what was the outcome? Did you pick up this girl? Go on a date with her?

He's probably fucking her right now.

 

[shack]

Upon working your magic, did she happen to order an Angel Shot with Lime? :biggrin:

She can't. She's the one who's supposed to take the order and make the call.

But that funny, regardless.

 

[black booty lover]

Upon working your magic, did she happen to order an Angel Shot with Lime? :biggrin:

lol!!!

 

[escapefromstress]

Just like the Earl's girl?

I remember how that one worked out.

I thought this sounded like a recycled story.

Upon working your magic, did she happen to order an Angel Shot with Lime? :biggrin:

Let's hope he's not the type of date a woman would need to be rescued from.

 

[HobbyHorse]

I imagine that's every hot bartender's dream date... A guy she's been pouring Rolling Rocks for all afternoon...

 

[black booty lover]

I imagine that's every hot bartender's dream date... A guy she's been pouring Rolling Rocks for all afternoon...

lol!!!

 

[gcostanza]

I imagine that's every hot bartender's dream date... A guy she's been pouring Rolling Rocks for all afternoon...

 

[Conway_Stewart]

Just like the Earl's girl?

I remember how that one worked out.

FYI, B1000, there have been important new developments in the Waitress at Earl's situation...But you are violating my Safe Space here on TERB and now I'm not even gonna share!

Your loss!!!

 

[versitile1]

 

[Butler1000]

FYI, B1000, there have been important new developments in the Waitress at Earl's situation...But you are violating my Safe Space here on TERB and now I'm not even gonna share!

Your loss!!!

The developments have been what 3 years in the making? Are you saying you have been working on her for 3 YEARS?

Um, in the real world that's called a fail.......just for your FYI.

 

[LisbethNova]

Here's a hint guys... as someone who worked in bars for quite some time... it's likely NEVER going to happen ... lol sorry to burst your bubble.

 

[skinnyguy]

I think of that every time I'm served by an attractive waitress or bartender ... how many times a day does this poor woman get hit on by schmucks thinking they're the one that she is going to say yes to.

 

[Conway_Stewart]

Here's a hint guys... as someone who worked in bars for quite some time... it's likely NEVER going to happen ... lol sorry to burst your bubble.

Really, LisbethNova? Well...I guess we're just gonna have to see about that!

 

[escapefromstress]

Here's a hint guys... as someone who worked in bars for quite some time... it's likely NEVER going to happen ... lol sorry to burst your bubble.

When I worked as a bartender, I was never attracted to the guys who sat at the bar and drank for hours on end. That's not attractive to me. I felt sorry for those guys and wished they had a life.

 

[Aardvark154]

Sitting at the Bar...

As I know a number of other TERBites can attest much better than Sitting the Bar.

 

[SexB]

Guys and ladies, please don't feed into Conway's "Legend in his own mind" trolling stupidity.

Ignore him and he'll go crawling back to dance like a good little puppet for his master on the laughing stock board.

 

[Ceiling Cat]

Conway,

There are cacklers coming at you from all around! I set up a cackler force field for you to fend them off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5fSSRkVtDY