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Conway_Stewart

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Here's the situation:

This hot chic is my bartender and has been pouring my Rolling Rocks all afternoon. A couple of seats down, her ex-boyfriend has been having this intense convo with her...shit about their relationship; I wasn't really paying attention.

At one point, this loser tried to bum a smoke off me...I don't even smoke anymore but the guy is just a loser. Can't even afford his own cigarettes...bumming smokes from strangers...That kinda guy!

Anyway...not sure what happened but now the Manager is kicking buddy out...Ex-Boyfriend is flipping out...Hahahahaha...Time for Conway to step in and make his move! Perfect opportunity to be a warm shoulder to for this chic to cry on!

Oh yeah!

:)
 
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Butler1000

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Just like the Earl's girl?

I remember how that one worked out.
 
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HobbyHorse

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I imagine that's every hot bartender's dream date... A guy she's been pouring Rolling Rocks for all afternoon...
 
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Conway_Stewart

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Butler1000 said:
Just like the Earl's girl?

I remember how that one worked out.
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FYI, B1000, there have been important new developments in the Waitress at Earl's situation...But you are violating my Safe Space here on TERB and now I'm not even gonna share!

Your loss!!!
 
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Butler1000

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Conway_Stewart said:
FYI, B1000, there have been important new developments in the Waitress at Earl's situation...But you are violating my Safe Space here on TERB and now I'm not even gonna share!

Your loss!!!
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The developments have been what 3 years in the making? Are you saying you have been working on her for 3 YEARS?

Um, in the real world that's called a fail.......just for your FYI.
 
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Here's a hint guys... as someone who worked in bars for quite some time... it's likely NEVER going to happen ... lol sorry to burst your bubble.
 
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skinnyguy

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I think of that every time I'm served by an attractive waitress or bartender ... how many times a day does this poor woman get hit on by schmucks thinking they're the one that she is going to say yes to.
 
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LisbethNova said:
Here's a hint guys... as someone who worked in bars for quite some time... it's likely NEVER going to happen ... lol sorry to burst your bubble.
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When I worked as a bartender, I was never attracted to the guys who sat at the bar and drank for hours on end. That's not attractive to me. I felt sorry for those guys and wished they had a life.
 
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SexB

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Guys and ladies, please don't feed into Conway's "Legend in his own mind" trolling stupidity.

Ignore him and he'll go crawling back to dance like a good little puppet for his master on the laughing stock board.
 
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