I called the...

[thumper18474]

So I visited my pastor last night...
Ask him for the wisdom and guidance to make the right decision..
He gave me a thesaurus and a TomTom..

 

[Art Mann]

Called the mayor's office, demanding better transportation.

All they had was a junkyard Ford.

 

[versitile1]

I called the humane society but they just wanted to put me down.

 

[Butler1000]

I called the humane society but they just wanted to put me down.

They're too boring, always put me to sleep.....

 

[Nate1]

Called my fiancé, she was engaged.

 

[Celticman]

Called my fiancé, she was engaged.

To me. sucks to be you

 

[Art Mann]

Two-timing biker babe!

 

[NHFL]

To me. sucks to be you

You're engaged? It actually sucks to be you - and to prove it, call me after 5 years of marriage!

 

[Art Mann]

Called the marriage counsellor, asked for advice, was told "Don't do it."

 

[Celticman]

You're engaged? It actually sucks to be you - and to prove it, call me after 5 years of marriage!

Upon reflection..............

 

[NHFL]

Upon reflection..............

You are forgiven. To be honest, I called the "Marriage Crisis Hotline" and that is what they told me.

 

[Art Mann]

Called for auto assistance. They said "do it yourself."

 

[swalbr]

Called the funeral home. The line was dead.

 

[swalbr]

Called the butcher but was cut off.

 

[thumper18474]

Called the optometrist for an appointment..
told me he couldnt ..see me...so I told him..
physician...heal thy self!!

 

[Art Mann]

Called the bank to talk about an investment strategy. They had no interest.

 

[rgkv]

called my carpenter buddy, said come on over, we'll get hammered

 

[rgkv]

he said "screw you", i'm going over to Philips house

 

[rgkv]

I said OK, I'll call robertson

 

[rgkv]

he called me a flathead........