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I called the Tourette's Help Line today and they told me to fuck off!
 
I called the Autism Society yesterday. I couldn't get through to anyone.
 
Called the Yacht Club all excited to join but they declined my application. Took the wind right outta my sails.
 
I meant to call the Procrastinators hotline but it can wait till later.
 
I called Crimestoppers yesterday. Told the operator that she had won a Free Cruise and asked for her credit card number. They lie, they do have Call Display
 
The "Clean your Ducts Company" called me last night and I told them I washed my goose last week.
 
I called the fish market just for the halibut. When I asked if they delivered they said not today the driver has a haddock.
 
Mr Deeds said:
I called the fish market just for the halibut. When I asked if they delivered they said not today the driver has a haddock.
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I called Simpsons Sears last week and asked if they had a eat in. They told me those stores closed years ago.
 
I just called Molson and they told me to get pissed.
 
I just called my butcher to pre-order my Chritmas turkey and he told me to get Stuffed!

So I took my revenge by sleeping with his wife....when he came home early she told me to get Dressed!
 
I called the 50 numbers for the Society For Multiple Personalities. All the lines were busy.
 
I just called my favorite MPA to book a quickie and her response was, Jerk Off?
 
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