I called the...

[SchlongConery]

Doughnut get me upset. I'll speak louder as soon as I'm bagel.

Oh listen to Mister Holier than Thou...

 

[SchlongConery]

Called the garage mechanic. He gave me the gears.

I must have called him right after you because he said he was exhausted!

 

[SchlongConery]

I called my electrician on his cell phone in the middle of a job, he was shocked by my call.

 

[SoftHands813]

I just called Canadian Tire to see if they had any telephoto lenses. Hey, it was a long shot.

 

[NHFL]

...so I tried my manicurist, nailing down an appointment with her was simple

That's because you're such a cuticle

 

[Art Mann]

Called the plumber to see if he had enough energy for my job. He said he was feeling too drained.

 

[SchlongConery]

Are you trying to pickle fight with me? (no homo)

Cucumber to get cut up?

 

[Art Mann]

Called the operator, asked for long distance, said Get me Heaven on the line. Had a hell of time getting through.

 

[great bear]

I called Revenue Canada, it was a taxing call.

 

[Butler1000]

...so I tried my manicurist, nailing down an appointment with her was simple

You don't want see my waxer.......she ripped me off!

 

[SchlongConery]

You don't want see my waxer.......she ripped me off!

T'aint that the painful truth!

 

[great bear]

You don't want see my waxer.......she ripped me off!

a waxing eloquent experiece?

 

[Nate1]

I called Canadian Tire in Sudbury, they called me a Stud.

 

[Butler1000]

a waxing eloquent experiece?

Nope but she gave a new definition to a "waxing moon"!

 

[Butler1000]

I called Revenue Canada, it was a taxing call.

I would have called the complants dept and given an accounting of the call......

 

[Butler1000]

I must have called him right after you because he said he was exhausted!

No wonder I couldn't get through on the phone. And here I thought it was transmission issues.......

 

[Butler1000]

I called Fred Zed. He told me he did not want to,be dis-Terb-ed

He should get someone to moderate his call levels.

 

[SchlongConery]

No wonder I couldn't get through on the phone. And here I thought it was transmission issues.......

That could have a bearing on it. He tires wheelie easily so he could also have just ben burt out too.

 

[Butler1000]

That could have a bearing on it. He tires wheelie easily so he could also have just ben burt out too.

I could swear you are steering me towards an un favorable conclusion about him

 

[rgkv]

had a girlfriend who I performed a delicate operation on called a slipadicktome