Your worst session ever

[Azprint]

I consider myself pretty lucky as most of my experiences are positive. However when I was starting getting into this hobby last fall I made quite a few rookie mistakes.

My worst one had to be booking this ebony girl through backpage for hh. After delaying initially agreed upon time by 2 hours I finally got to meet her. When I arrived the hotel room was a mess, pizza boxes along with other food containers laying everywhere, I went to bathroom to wash my hands and it was just as bad, underwear laying everywhere and the only towel available to wipe my hands had some blood stains on it. I know I should've run at this point, but I didn't... The girl was pretty, young ebony. Once the cloth came off I couldn't help to notice the stink, she was reeking with sweat. The agreed bbbj became cbj quickly, but by some divine intervention I managed to get a hard on under these circumstances and proceeded to do her doggystyle. And.....I pulled out at some point and noticed that the condom broke.

I started to freak out, so did she...After a month of praying to Jesus, Allah and Buddha the results came in negative. However I've never felt that low and dirty in my life before.

Feel free to share your worst experience ever in this industry. Both hobbyist and providers.

 

[versitile1]

Wow, that's pretty bad. Lucky the test came back negative, though. My worst would have to be getting ripped off for $120. No service, nothing. Just, " Oh, I'm out if condoms, they're in the car. Wait outside." And stupid me, fell for it. No more unknowns from BP after that. A couple issues with odor and whatnot. I don't really hobby too much anymore, like 1-2 girls and pretty infrequent at that. Always better to do some research first.

 

[Scarey]

Before TERB, i had so many bad ones to choose from.Some gross, some dangerous, some hiliarious. Give me a genre to work with.

 

[simon482]

sorry. this was my profile pic on facebook for a while and seemed appropriate to post it here.

 

[afterhours]

An outcall under $250 has at least a 50% likelihood of being bad.

 

[shack]

noticed that the condom broke.

I started to freak out, so did she...After a month of praying to Jesus, Allah and Buddha the results came in negative.

Does he look like you?

 

[Jessica S]

Thought you guys would like a girl's point of view of a bad session. I had a gentleman and I use the term loosely who visited me at my incall. He had really strong Body odour and as routine I showed him into the bathroom. He declined to shower but I pressed him stating I would be more comfortable if he had a quick rinse. I mean this guy smelt like he had not showered in days! So he finally took a shower and met me in the bedroom. He still smelt bad! He also did not use the mouthwash, thank heavens he was not much of a kisser. During the stinky session where I kept holding my breath until I was forced to breathe, he kept asking for bbfs. Saying he would give me a bonus. He proceeded to keep interrupting the session asking for unsafe services. He spoke so much he was going soft often. I eventually told him sorry I can't do this anymore! He was annoyed with me but left without incident.

 

[cuttysark]

Victoria Catherina. The endless talking about herself left me exhausted
for the rest of the day

 

[TROOPS]

Was banging a chick doggy style up her ass. Was banging agrressively, lost my balance and my penis popped out, and out came a little rabbit poo. Didn't want to embarass her so i flicked it off the bed and continue banging her ass. Then i see her cat come into the room and i look down, and the cat is licking the poo. I shot my load, took condom off, got cleaned up with baby wipes, got dressed, put shoes on, then i kicked the little rabbit poo under her bed and i left.

Never a pleasant experience when you see poo during anal.

 

[nobody123]

The only time I ever tried to engage the services of a streetwalker, (yeah yeah, I know. Idiot me), she got out of the car to check whether her roommate was still hogging her apartment. I never saw her again. Did I mention that I had already paid her? (HOLY SHIT! what an idiot!)

But even that was a tour de force of erotic fulfillment compared to my visit to VIP wellness when they were in Ajax. I'm not going to go into too much detail on this one (because... ugggh! *shudder*). Suffice it to say that as a fat ugly bastard pushing 50, a mirror image with a vagina is NOT what I crave when paying for sex.

 

[daboy]

Mine was a few yrs ago in mississauga... nice looking girl, cannot remember name. Anyway, I had a strange feeling about the session, just the way she moved
the way she positoned herself, the way she resisted the way i tried to position her etc

Months later I was at same place with another sp, got to talking with her and told her the story about the last time I was at that apt. She starts to laugh
and now I am getting a bit nervious.
Apparently the 1st sp had a client who liked to watch her fuck guys. He had a special spot in the closet with a fish eye lens to expand the view. I just hope he did
not film. Hate to be on youporn some day!

 

[Ridgeman08]

For me it was about 18 months ago...

Booked with a well reviewed lady in London. But the reviews were dated. I learned my lesson.

Incall location was messy, she had a yappy dog running around, and she wouldn't stop talking about herself. I mean CONSTANTLY!

 

[Flapjack]

An outcall under $250 has at least a 50% likelihood of being bad.

Totally false.

 

[freespirit]

An outcall under $250 has at least a 50% likelihood of being bad.

I guess this means that those of us who charge less than $250 should up our rates so you can be guaranteed of a good session?

 

[Rockslinger]

Anyway, I had a strange feeling about the session, just the way she moved
the way she positoned herself, the way she resisted the way i tried to position her etc

OMG! For a while there, I thought you were going to say you discovered she was a "ladyboy":Eek:. P.S. A while back there was a thread about this ad from a "lady" who offered only BJ's. Speculation was that "she" was a "ladyboy".

 

[kkelso]

Maybe 12-15 years ago in Toronto. Forgot what agency but her name was Esmerelda, promoted as an exotic middle-eastern type. 25 lbs. over her stated weight, stunk like cheap perfume, loud, obnoxious. I was too inexperienced to send her back.

Ugh.

 

[AJstar]

Was banging a chick doggy style up her ass. Was banging agrressively, lost my balance and my penis popped out, and out came a little rabbit poo. Didn't want to embarass her so i flicked it off the bed and continue banging her ass. Then i see her cat come into the room and i look down, and the cat is licking the poo. I shot my load, took condom off, got cleaned up with baby wipes, got dressed, put shoes on, then i kicked the little rabbit poo under her bed and i left.

Never a pleasant experience when you see poo during anal.

What a surprise! Poo coming out of someone's ass.

 

[trytolikeme]

The worst experience I had the SP didn't even let me cum. She said my HH session was up after 15 minutes, I later found out on the blue board that she does that to everyone lol

 

[trytolikeme]

You should have told him that once he asked for BBFS lol

 

[LKD]

mine was with some girl who turned into a bitch after I handed her the money.. You can't do this, can't do that blah blah bad attitude... I made her blow my limp dick for the entire duration while I texted people and made appointments with another SP loll.. think her neck was sore the next day