Your worst session ever
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This was about 17 years ago.Picked up a lady on a corner.It was winter and chilly and my windows were still kind of fogged up inside.She gets in and tells me to drive this way, then that.She kind of leaned her head against the head rest facing out the window and got quiet.I'm starting to feel uneasy.I looked at her again and she had begun drawing smiley faces on the window in the fog.
I went to make a left hand turn and when I looked back she had slipped her hand in the top of her jacket.I never thought anything about it at the time as I thought she was just adjusting her jacket be cause it was getting warmer in the car.She had me pull into a alley, go to the back, stop the car and turn out the lights. We've all been there.Following the little head when the big one is simply screaming at you.
She still never looked at me.She said "it's 100 dollars".Still in little head mode I said"what does that get me?".I will NEVER, EVER forget what she said to me next."You get to go home tonight sweetheart".I don't know whether it was survival instinct or what but I slipped into business mode.I said"okay if i grab my wallet?".She said"yup".I emptied it out and handed her like $160.00 and made some stupid joke about giving my tip ahead of time.She took the money and got out calling me a fucking loser or something like that.she was COMPLETELY confident.There was no worry of getting away or fear or anything.
I have zero doubt that was a knife, gun or something that would have fucked me up very badly.I was in my mid 20's and i just sat there and shook for about 3-4 minutes.Started my car and drove away.I'll never forget those smiley faces....
I went to make a left hand turn and when I looked back she had slipped her hand in the top of her jacket.I never thought anything about it at the time as I thought she was just adjusting her jacket be cause it was getting warmer in the car.She had me pull into a alley, go to the back, stop the car and turn out the lights. We've all been there.Following the little head when the big one is simply screaming at you.
She still never looked at me.She said "it's 100 dollars".Still in little head mode I said"what does that get me?".I will NEVER, EVER forget what she said to me next."You get to go home tonight sweetheart".I don't know whether it was survival instinct or what but I slipped into business mode.I said"okay if i grab my wallet?".She said"yup".I emptied it out and handed her like $160.00 and made some stupid joke about giving my tip ahead of time.She took the money and got out calling me a fucking loser or something like that.she was COMPLETELY confident.There was no worry of getting away or fear or anything.
I have zero doubt that was a knife, gun or something that would have fucked me up very badly.I was in my mid 20's and i just sat there and shook for about 3-4 minutes.Started my car and drove away.I'll never forget those smiley faces....
haha yup street walkers are just looking for trouble.. had my share of wackos and never pick up any SWs these days.
Problem with some of them is, they get into your car so quick before you even realize this is not the girl you want to spend time with. It could be anything,, their toothless front, dirty odour, reeking smoke, drunkedness or just being high on drugs. Its dark at night so hard to tell sometimes.
Often times, I feel bad and give them $20 bucks and say I changed my mind and don't want to see her anymore. Its like a minute since I picked this girl up and haven't driven anywhere yet. But she refuses to leave and demands $100. I'm like I ain't giving her that. So I tell her lets go to my apartment parking lot and we'll do the deed there because I'm not comfortable outdoors. well.. I drove her straight to the police station. hahahah I did not even have to say nothing.. when she realized where we were driving into, she jumped out of the car before I even had time to stop.
Another time, I picked up this girl who was on a crutch on one foot but I soon realized she was clearly on drugs.. I gave her a $20 and told her she wasn't my type but she said to pay her the full amount. I told her I can't do that. She started going mental, like shouting, switching my gear handle, even went as far as trying to pull my car keys out of my moving car. thank god i didn't lose it and slap her or i could've been charged for assault or something. She wasn't going out so I had to stop my car, get out to her side and literally drag her out of my car. hahah
haven't bothered picking up any SWs since.. they're just too risky and problematic xD
Problem with some of them is, they get into your car so quick before you even realize this is not the girl you want to spend time with. It could be anything,, their toothless front, dirty odour, reeking smoke, drunkedness or just being high on drugs. Its dark at night so hard to tell sometimes.
Often times, I feel bad and give them $20 bucks and say I changed my mind and don't want to see her anymore. Its like a minute since I picked this girl up and haven't driven anywhere yet. But she refuses to leave and demands $100. I'm like I ain't giving her that. So I tell her lets go to my apartment parking lot and we'll do the deed there because I'm not comfortable outdoors. well.. I drove her straight to the police station. hahahah I did not even have to say nothing.. when she realized where we were driving into, she jumped out of the car before I even had time to stop.
Another time, I picked up this girl who was on a crutch on one foot but I soon realized she was clearly on drugs.. I gave her a $20 and told her she wasn't my type but she said to pay her the full amount. I told her I can't do that. She started going mental, like shouting, switching my gear handle, even went as far as trying to pull my car keys out of my moving car. thank god i didn't lose it and slap her or i could've been charged for assault or something. She wasn't going out so I had to stop my car, get out to her side and literally drag her out of my car. hahah
haven't bothered picking up any SWs since.. they're just too risky and problematic xD
Picked up a sw one evening.
She looked better on the street than in the car.
She told me her prices and I pretended that I didn't have enough money.
I told her sorry but no.
she asked me for the nice cold can of nestea in my drink holder.
I gave it to her. She took it and left.
I still have nightmares.
She looked better on the street than in the car.
She told me her prices and I pretended that I didn't have enough money.
I told her sorry but no.
she asked me for the nice cold can of nestea in my drink holder.
I gave it to her. She took it and left.
I still have nightmares.
