Very Ominous

[thumper18474]

To start a Zoo..
You need
2 pandas
1grizzly
And 3 polars..
That's the bear minimum

 

[thumper18474]

I was bored last night ...so I called Best Western Hotel..and when they answered and said
Best Western...I said Fist full of Dollars with Clint Eastwood......and hung up

 

[SchlongConery]

I just heard a woodpecker call me paranoid in morse code.

 

[thumper18474]

Scientists got bored watching the earth go around for 24 hrs....
So they called it a day

 

[SchlongConery]

To start a Zoo..
You need
2 pandas
1grizzly
And 3 polars..
That's the bear minimum

Speaking of zoos. I went to a Miniature Dog Zoo.

It was a shitzu

 

[thumper18474]

Sometimes I hide my wife's inhaler
So the neighbors think I'm a stud when they hear her breathing heavy and yelling..
GIVE IT TO ME!

 

[thumper18474]

This morning I decided to be more active in my life..
So I ran around the block 5 times before breakfast..then I picked it up and put it back in the toy box before someone stepped on it...

 

[SchlongConery]

I eat more pussy than a Haitian immigrant!

 

[SchlongConery]

I always said Haitians make the best hot dogs!

 

[thumper18474]

I accidently sprayed deodorant in my mouth this morning..Now when I talk I have a weird
Axe scent!