Very Ominous
- Thread starter thumper18474
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Friendship...is like peeing your pants
Everyone sees it but only you know how warm the feeling is...
To my friends.....
Thanks for being the pee in my pants
Everyone sees it but only you know how warm the feeling is...
To my friends.....
Thanks for being the pee in my pants
Then there is the Canadain experience in the winter time.
When you end up pissing yer pants for want of a bathroom when travellign slow in bad weather so no bathroom.
And it turns cold and clammy and uncomfortable in short order
Just like some folks you started out thinking of as friends.
And later realised, nope.
Just aquaintances that hang around uncomortably too long a lot of the time.
And leave ya feeling like that cold set of pants you are presently stuck in.
Went to the Innuendo Appreciation Society's annual dinner last night. After some Pulled Pork and Jerk Sauce we had some nice Juicy Melons.
The book I’m reading is “Into the Night” by Doris Day.
A friend of mine told me he trained his dog to retrieve a stick from 100 miles away...
Honestly..I thought it was a bit far fetched
Honestly..I thought it was a bit far fetched
We should start a book club. I’m reading Rusty Bedsprings by I. P. Nightly.
How to stay afloat by George Raft......good book for kayakers.
I fell off mount everest by Eileen Dover.....
I fell off mount everest by Eileen Dover.....
Once I bought a pair of running shoes from a drug dealer
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all night!
I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all night!
One Saturday, I got up early to go fishing but heavy rain and wind forced me to cancel. I quietly undressed and slipped back into bed, cuddling up to my wife. "Terrible weather out there," I whispered. Without turning around she replied, "Can you believe my idiot husband went out fishing in this?"
I heard the Invisible man married the invisible woman afew years ago
I never understood what they saw in eachother
And their kid?..he ain't nothing to look at either!
I never understood what they saw in eachother
And their kid?..he ain't nothing to look at either!
When I got home I found a note from my wife saying she had gone out for a few drinks with her girlfriens and that she had left me some dinner that just needed reheating. As soon as I shut the door on the microwave and set the timer to 3 minutes I heard her come crashing through the front door pissed out of her face, she stumbled into the kitchen and demanded sex right there.
After some foreplay, I fucked her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating. "Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled. As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!
After some foreplay, I fucked her over the kitchen table and we ended up spooning on the floor out of breath and sweating. "Wow, you've never lasted that long before," she giggled. As I lay there with a smug grin on my face and feeling like a sex god, there was a sudden 'PING' from the microwave and my dinner was ready!
