Romaine calm!

[SchlongConery]

I advertised my mushroom on airnb. Two people attempted to manure my asking price lower.

Some people have no morels.

 

[great bear]

Some people have no morels.

Your mushroom puns are pure shiitake. Please Button up.

 

[SchlongConery]

Your mushroom puns are pure shiitake. Please Button up.

I don't want to cause any truffle with you, I'm just trying to be a fungi.

 

[versitile1]

Mildew guys please stay on topic.

 

[versitile1]

Your mushroom puns are pure shiitake. Please Button up.

They definitely broke the mould when they made you.

 

[The Hof]

$45,000.00 of lettuce was stolen when thieves stole a tractor trailer in Hamilton.

Police have asked to "lettuce do our jobs".

So if you carrot all, then you will report any sightings of the trailer to the police so they can arrest the head of the criminal organization.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada...-to-romaine-calm-after-45k-lettuce-heist.html

.... and with this you planted a seed, we added a lot of crap, and altogether created a beautiful crop. SclongConnery, gentleman farmer.

Anyhow, just popped in, gotta grow....

 

[MissCroft]

Oh,baby, I'd love to start with you! First I'd eat the hole. Then you can pump my whateveryouwanttocallit.

I think I've stollen your heart.

 

[kherg007]

Cremini lads n' lassies! Its been fungus, but spore us any more of these puns as its driving me through mycelium.

 

[SchlongConery]

I think I've stollen your heart.

Of course you have! I'm no fruit cake!

 

[Kirby2006]

Cremini lads n' lassies! Its been fungus, but spore us any more of these puns as its driving me through mycelium.

Don't chew know weevil barley scratched the surface?

Remember though; it's all pun and games until..........yew know the rest.

 

[Mod99]

I yam going to squash this thread.

 

[Insidious Von]

Great Bear called Tuber to get a ride to the crime scene.

 

[Insidious Von]

Not smarter than the average bear.

He tried to make a citizen's arrest and got nutmeged. The thief's name was Basil.

 

[Insidious Von]

The lettuce will be found, hope sprouts eternal.

 

[fisherm]

The lettuce will be found, hope sprouts eternal.

Unless there's a leek, I doubt anything will turnip

 

[SchlongConery]

I yam going to squash this thread.

Ohhhhh... here comes Mod99 pounding us with his big purple zucchini?

But who am I to second guess a Mod's decision to squash a thread... In Gourd We Trust!

 

[malata]

I yam going to squash this thread.

dat case i will leaf this thread alone!

 

[SchlongConery]

Unless there's a leek, I doubt anything will turnip

I think this pun is a re-beet.

 

[SchlongConery]

Great Bear called Tuber to get a ride to the crime scene.

Tuber always takes the direct root.

 

[MissCroft]

Ohhhhh... here comes Mod99 pounding us with his big purple zucchini?

But who am I to second guess a Mod's decision to squash a thread... In Gourd We Trust!

That's an eggplant silly! I could beet you to a pulp and give you a bad case of cauliflower ear. But for now I will romaine calm.