Romaine calm!

[SchlongConery]

$45,000.00 of lettuce was stolen when thieves stole a tractor trailer in Hamilton.

Police have asked to "lettuce do our jobs".

So if you carrot all, then you will report any sightings of the trailer to the police so they can arrest the head of the criminal organization.

https://www.thestar.com/news/canada...-to-romaine-calm-after-45k-lettuce-heist.html

 

[danmand]

A lot of heads are rolling.

 

[fisherm]

That's radicchiolous!

 

[Gabbar]

Somebody is going to get his salad tossed!

 

[SchlongConery]

A lot of heads are rolling.

That's radicchiolous!

Excellent puns, endive got another.

 

[SchlongConery]

Somebody is going to get his salad tossed!

 

[fisherm]

Excellent puns, endive got another.

Something tells me this is only the tip of the iceberg ...

 

[SchlongConery]

Something tells me this is only the tip of the iceberg ...

You're kaling it today!

 

[MasterGee]

Police say the thieves may get off lightly, maybe with just a dressing down.

 

[SchlongConery]

Police say the thieves may get off lightly, maybe with just a dressing down.

The owners may have to produce a Writ of Caesar to recover their money.

 

[Meesh]

It's all right now.
I've learned my lesson well.
You can't peas everyone so you've got to peas yourself.

 

[Kirby2006]

Did he romaine in the vicinity to parsley out the goods?
Mayobe he beet it out of town with the cops Russian after him.

 

[MissCroft]

Did he romaine in the vicinity to parsley out the goods?
Mayobe he beet it out of town with the cops Russian after him.

Endive I always thought they made a good celery.

 

[SchlongConery]

Endive I always thought they made a good celery.

Forty-five thousand is a lot of cabbage!

 

[Kirby2006]

They're going to have to turnip the heat if they want to collard the thieves.

 

[great bear]

I refuse to get dressed up for this thread.

 

[SchlongConery]

I refuse to get dressed up for this thread.

You don't have to get all emulsional on us!!! Did we wake you up from your Napa something?

 

[Kirby2006]

You don't have to get all emulsional on us!!! Did we wake you up from your Napa something?

gb mustard hibernated on a rock pile. He is sorrel over.

 

[great bear]

I once won a swimming award. Its called a water cress.

 

[SchlongConery]

I once won a swimming award. Its called a water cress.

Yeah, I saw you in your pink speedo with that Dandelion african "friend" of yours.