Romaine calm!

[Kirby2006]

News leek........The prep has been identified
Suspect Aru Gala has a light green complection,frisée hair and is considered parmed and dangerous.

 

[Brill]

I yam tired of these puns, hope they get squashed.

 

[SchlongConery]

News leek........The prep has been identified
Suspect Aru Gala has a light green complection,frisée hair and is considered parmed and dangerous.

Aru Gala? Sounds like a Mesclun.

Not some garden variety attack so I suppose it was Field Agents who unearthed the plot?

 

[SchlongConery]

I yam tired of these puns, hope they get squashed.

Why do you carrot all? Orange you glad we are not just vegetating?

 

[SchlongConery]

Doughn't start with me or I'll pumpernickel! :director:

Oh,baby, I'd love to start with you! First I'd eat the hole. Then you can pump my whateveryouwanttocallit.

 

[SchlongConery]

Of coarse it is! But once you forage in the pun field you can never leaf.

Hay! If you really want, just fade away grazefully and it's all clover.

 

[versitile1]

With all these puns sprouting up, you really have to fig-ure that they're gonna produce some laughs.

 

[Kirby2006]

Hay! If you really want, just fade away grazefully and it's all clover.

No whey! This thread hasn't been milked dry yet. There's almost been enough dung flung to fertilize a new crop of corn though.

 

[bemeup]

The guy who stole the lettuce called Mirage, he was looking for a good spinner.

 

[Kirby2006]

Doughn't start with me or I'll pumpernickel! :director:

Asparagus the threats. We're a peasful bunch!

 

[harryass]

if we all peas keep our eyes and ears open something will sprout up

 

[SchlongConery]

Asparagus the threats. We're a peasful bunch!

Asparagus peas gross!

But if you are a golden showers connoisseur, springtime in Ontario is like Beaujolais Nouveau Day!

 

[SchlongConery]

The guy who stole the lettuce called Mirage, he was looking for a good spinner.

Awesome pun for this board!

I wonder if they will lettuce have one with no dressing?

 

[SchlongConery]

No whey! This thread hasn't been milked dry yet. There's almost been enough dung flung to fertilize a new crop of corn though.

I don't appreciate the manure in which you are speaking to me.

 

[Brill]

What do you say to the guacamole spread on MissCroft's tits?

Avocado crush on you!

 

[SchlongConery]

What do you say to the guacamole spread on MissCroft's tits?

Avocado crush on you!

Cheesy, but that's nacho pun

 

[Kirby2006]

I don't appreciate the manure in which you are speaking to me.

If we both agree to be chervil you'll get clover it.

 

[SchlongConery]

If we both agree to be chervil you'll get clover it.

Fine! I'm dung but remember that it was you who started with the spreading shit.

 

[Kirby2006]

Fine! I'm dung but remember that it was you who started with the spreading shit.

I know this is a growiner,but if I hadn't flung dung, weed wouldn't have had a pot of fun.
Do you and Marijuana come over for a Bud, while I enjoy a glass of whine?

 

[great bear]

I advertised my mushroom on airnb. Two people attempted to manure my asking price lower.