Random thoughts from isolation

[Phil C. McNasty]

Eeewwww!!!!!!

No

 

[uchual]

Where do dust bunnies come from...?

 

[John Wick]

How come you never see anyone taking a shit while running at full speed?

 

[Mr Deeds]

Where do dust bunnies come from...?

Where do sox go in the dryer

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Where do dust bunnies come from...?

From bunnies..........DUH!!!!

 

[yippie]

That Chris Partridge was a pretty good drummer for a kid.
Did he go on to greatness with any bands?

David Cassidy and Shirley Jones were the only cast members to appear on any of the recordings.

 

[yippie]

How can Klink not notice the microphone in the Hitler picture???

And why are all the Germans always speaking English?

 

[John Wick]

Why don't you see more wheelchairs with roll bars?

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Why don't you see more wheelchairs with roll bars?

Because if there were enough bars we'd roll with them.


DUH!!

 

[malata]

did the chicken came before the egg

 

[Insidious Von]

Did Michael Palin actually like to pick wild flowers?

 

[MissCroft]

did the chicken came before the egg

The egg came before the chicken because dinosaurs laid eggs.

 

[Smallcock]

If you had to have sex with an animal, which animal would you choose?

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

If you had to have sex with an animal, which animal would you choose?

Mermaid...........DUH!!!

 

[Phil C. McNasty]

Wrap those sexy fins around me, bitch!!


Wrap them around me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MissCroft]

If you had to have sex with an animal, which animal would you choose?

A sheep mounted me from behind once at the Royal Winter Fair. It was cute. Doesn't seem that it would be so bad with a sheep. As long as he is clean and wears a condom. lol

Or maybe one of those miniature horses.

 

[Smallcock]

Has covid-19 made you second guess how you will handle the zombie apocalypse?

 

[Indiana]

Was there any situation or emergency that Capt. Kirk would not pause in the middle of to get laid?

 

[Smash]

This always baffled me in the 80's...If Strawberry Shortcake scratch n sniff smelled like strawberries. What does Winnie the Pooh smell like?

 

[J.A. Prufrock]

If one were stranded on a deserted island with Marry Ann and Ginger, in theory, wouldn't it be easy to get off?