Random thoughts from isolation

Indiana · Mar 24, 2020

That Chris Partridge was a pretty good drummer for a kid.
Did he go on to greatness with any bands?

unassuming · Mar 24, 2020

Indiana said:
That Chris Partridge was a pretty good drummer for a kid.
Did he go on to greatness with any bands?

Which Chris, Jeremy Gelbwaks or Brian Forster?

Smallcock · Mar 24, 2020

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way.

thumper18474 · Mar 24, 2020

What if...D..O..G.. spelled Cat?

unassuming · Mar 24, 2020

If your shirt is untucked, does it mean your pants are tucked into your shirt?

luvyeah · Mar 24, 2020

What if pee was actually store in the balls?

Indiana · Mar 25, 2020

How can Klink not notice the microphone in the Hitler picture???

Mr Deeds · Mar 25, 2020

Why is there anything at all??

Perry Mason · Mar 25, 2020

"What is a number that a man may know it, and a man, that he may know a number?"

Perry

Smallcock · Mar 25, 2020

Perry Mason said:
"What is a number that a man may know it, and a man, that he may know a number?"

Perry

This is tripping me out. Is this even English? Grammatically correct and all?

thumper18474 · Mar 25, 2020

Perry Mason said:
"What is a number that a man may know it, and a man, that he may know a number?"

Perry

Thats deep!..I think?

Perry Mason · Mar 25, 2020

Outside my patio doors, the birds are pecking for food and the squirrels are chomping on pine nuts...

They don't give a shit about COVID-19!

Perry

Phil C. McNasty · Mar 25, 2020

If we pronounce Mike as MYKE, then why do we pronounce Nike as NIKEY??

Think about it

unassuming · Mar 25, 2020

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways????

The Oracle · Mar 25, 2020

Indiana said:
How can Klink not notice the microphone in the Hitler picture???

I just think of Bob Crane nailing everything in sight in those days and what ever happened to that picture collection he had amassed.

ptp · Mar 25, 2020

I physically isolated the burgers on the grill .

yababy1 · Mar 26, 2020

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway

Vader316 · Mar 26, 2020

Why do people say they are taking a shit, when they are leaving a shit?

Phil C. McNasty · Mar 26, 2020

Vader316 said:
Why do people say they are taking a shit, when they are leaving a shit?

What if we dont give a shit??

malata · Mar 26, 2020

if you're a dog dude and not a pussy dude, does that mean you're gay