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These 4 ladies wearing bikinis showed up a group applying for the nude boat model position. I told them they will be modelling in the nude so I have to see them naked. They said how about if we just lower our bottoms.
I suspected this woman of stealing little Buddha so I asked her to open her overcoat.
Me: So, you're interested in the nude boat model gig.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.
Sam (Samantha) from Legal invited me over to her place for a night cap.
Knock, knock
Sam: You're early. I'm not dressed yet. Oh heck, come in anyway.
Me: You're naked. I'll wait out here.
Sam: You will not wait. Come in. Pour yourself a drink.
Knock, knock
Sam: You're early. I'm not dressed yet. Oh heck, come in anyway.
Me: You're naked. I'll wait out here.
Sam: You will not wait. Come in. Pour yourself a drink.
It;s not true that wedding photographers get all the sex they can handle.
Little Buddha is still MIA. My security guys brought this suspect in. We leave no stones unturn in our search for little Buddha.
We got to the rink early and were invited to see Tate in her dressing room.
Knock, knock
Tate: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. We'll come back in a bit.
Tate: Don't be silly. Come in.
Don't mind me. I'm just taking some selfies.
Sit. Have a drink.
Knock, knock
Tate: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. We'll come back in a bit.
Tate: Don't be silly. Come in.
Don't mind me. I'm just taking some selfies.
Sit. Have a drink.
It's not true that wedding photographers get all the sex they can handle. Oh shit, I didn't mean to come on her face.
Anyway, we got her cleaned up in time for the wedding.
Anyway, we got her cleaned up in time for the wedding.
Me: So, you're interested in the nude boat model gig.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.
