These 4 ladies wearing bikinis showed up a group applying for the nude boat model position. I told them they will be modelling in the nude so I have to see them naked. They said how about if we just lower our bottoms.
Me: So, you're interested in the nude boat model gig.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.
Sam (Samantha) from Legal invited me over to her place for a night cap.
Knock, knock
Sam: You're early. I'm not dressed yet. Oh heck, come in anyway.
Me: You're naked. I'll wait out here.
Sam: You will not wait. Come in. Pour yourself a drink.
We got to the rink early and were invited to see Tate in her dressing room.
Knock, knock
Tate: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. We'll come back in a bit.
Tate: Don't be silly. Come in.
Don't mind me. I'm just taking some selfies.
Sit. Have a drink.
It's not true that wedding photographers get all the sex they can handle. Oh shit, I didn't mean to come on her face.
Anyway, we got her cleaned up in time for the wedding.
Me: So, you're interested in the nude boat model gig.
Applicant: Yes, I love boats, sun, beach and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going fine. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Yes, of course.