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A Sunday in January after Christmas and New Year is usually pretty slow. Anyway a young female customer offered me $100 to play with my genitals. I said "sure, why not."
After that young woman finished playing with my genitals (She paid me the $100 plus another $100 tip)., I decided to check the gym and then call it a night.
As I got into the gym, Wendy emerged from the showers.
As I got into the gym, Wendy emerged from the showers.
Interviewed this woman earlier to-day.
Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
In our hunt for the missing little Buddha, my security crew brought in 4 more suspects.
I did warn my crew that they can't just grab any woman without probable cause.
I did warn my crew that they can't just grab any woman without probable cause.
Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Norwegian skier Ingvild dropped by the mall to endorse some ski equipment. I asked her if she could stay and pose for some nude pics. She agreed.
We are rounding up a lot of suspects but still haven't found little Buddha.
Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude. But I have to cover my face.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem. But I have to cover my face.
Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude. But I have to cover my face.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem. But I have to cover my face.
Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.
The shoot with the Norwegian skier went late into the night. She loved posing naked for the camera.
Nurse walks in to the Pub.
Nurse: Are you still offering the New Year Special?
Me: Yes, it has been extended indefinitely.
Nurse: Great, I need a drink. Had to stay later than my normal shift because some dude walked in with a bullet in his bum. Here is my nurse ID.
Me: ID looks good. Next, I have to see your genitals to make sure you are a biological female.
Nurse: Sure, no problem. Here, take a good look.
Nurse: Are you still offering the New Year Special?
Me: Yes, it has been extended indefinitely.
Nurse: Great, I need a drink. Had to stay later than my normal shift because some dude walked in with a bullet in his bum. Here is my nurse ID.
Me: ID looks good. Next, I have to see your genitals to make sure you are a biological female.
Nurse: Sure, no problem. Here, take a good look.
Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.
Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.
