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Would Emily mind if I gave that a taste?

Emily married a billionaire .com techie and is now living in the south of France. I will ask if there are any female volunteers who would do you. You now have a reputation for taking second dips. LOL!!!!!!!!

 

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Pub is pretty busy for a Thursday night. A lot of female patrons. I have been pressed into service as a male stripper since all the male strippers on the floor are gay and decline to do women.

 

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Pub is pretty busy for a Thursday night. A lot of female patrons. I have been pressed into service as a male stripper since all the male strippers on the floor are gay and decline to do women. The video machine crashed so I can only post screenshots.

 

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The boat show people decided they wanted cheerleaders to perform at the show to entertain the audience so I decided to drop in on their rehearsal. WTF, these girls aren't wearing panties!

 

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This applicant showed up wearing her cheerleader outfit.

Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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This applicant showed up wearing her cheerleader outfit.

Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Looks like a young MTG.

 

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Someone stole my little statue of Buddha. I ordered my security crew to go round up the suspects. This will not go unpunished.

 

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Ladies, we suspect one of you stole my little statue of Buddha. Will the guilty party please step forward.

 

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Looks like our ladies are serious about their New Year's resolutions. They are all working out and watching their diets. We'll see how long they can keep it up.

 

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We have a wedding to announce.

 

[Valcazar]

 

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We still haven't found little Buddha. My security crew brought in 4 more suspects for questioning.

 

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Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.

 

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Little Buddha is still missing. My security crew brought in 5 more suspects.

 

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We leave no stones unturned in our search for little Buddha.

 

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Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Me: Ok. we're done. Will let you know once we make our hiring decision.

 

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In spite of everything that's happening, I still have a wedding to shoot.

 

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My security crew rounded up 5 more suspects in our search for little Buddha.

 

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My security crew rounded up 6 more suspects.

 

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This is what we do to suspects who are uncooperative.