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It's Winter and there's snow, ice and cold but the Mall is getting ready for Summer. So, we are organizing for the boat show. I will be interviewing prospective hostesses (models) to adorn the boats. Large cardboard pics showing Summer scenes will be the background.

 

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Nurse walks in to the Pub.

Nurse: Are you still offering the New Year Special?
Me: Yes, it has been extended indefinitely.

Nurse: Great, I need a drink. Had to stay later than my normal shift because some dude walked in with a bullet in his bum. Here is my nurse ID.
Me: ID looks good. Next, I have to see your genitals to make sure you are a biological female.
Nurse: Sure, no problem. Here, take a good look.

 

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Soldier walks into the Pub.

Soldier: I'm a Leaf fan and I'm pissed they blew a 3-0 lead. I need a drink.
Me: Welcome, we have the New Year Special for female soldiers. First I have to see your ID.
ID looks fine. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female. It's SOP.

 

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Nurse walks in to the Pub.

Nurse: Are you still offering the New Year Special?
Me: Yes, it has been extended indefinitely.

Nurse: Great, I need a drink. Had to stay later than my normal shift because some dude walked in with a bullet in his bum (no surprise with all the shootings in Toronto). Here is my nurse ID.
Me: ID looks good. Next, I have to see your genitals to make sure you are a biological female.
Nurse: Sure, no problem. Here, take a good look.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Hear the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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Ok, we sent out the message that we are looking for female models for our boat show. We should get a large response, especially post Christmas.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Hear the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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In anticipation of the boat show, we are winding down the auto show.

 

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It's always something. Had to break a fight between 2 nude servers.

 

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She is our greeter at the Pub.

 

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Ok, so we started the process of interviewing model candidates for the boat show. Our first applicant is Anna.

Me: Hi Anna, so you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Anna: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Anna: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Anna: I was hoping you would ask.

 

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Nurse walks in to the Pub.

Nurse: Are you still offering the New Year Special?
Me: Yes, it has been extended indefinitely.

Nurse: Great, I need a drink. Had to stay later than my normal shift because some dude walked in with a bullet in his bum. Here is my nurse ID.
Me: ID looks good. Next, I have to see your genitals to make sure you are a biological female.
Nurse: Sure, no problem. Here, take a good look.

 

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Must be the New Year resolutions to get in shape and lose weight. There's been a huge increase in gym memberships. Here is one of the new members working out. Yes, clothing is optional.

 

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"How long do new year's resolutions usually last?
According to one survey, only 36%, on average, make it past the first month of January, compared to 9% who successfully keep their resolutions throughout the year. Why is it that most New Year's resolutions fail? The problem may lie in how people set goals, as well as how they adapt when obstacles come up.Dec 30, 2023"

 

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Looks like our ladies are serious about their New Year's resolutions. They are all working out and watching their diets. We'll see how long they can keep it up.

 

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Ok, so we started the process of interviewing model candidates for the boat show.

Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: I was hoping you would ask.

 

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Looks like our ladies are serious about their New Year's resolutions. They are all working out and watching their diets. We'll see how long they can keep it up. Many of our ladies do exercise the option to exercise naked.

 

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It's getting late on a Wednesday night. The gym is starting to close. I stopped by just to make sure all is good.

Me: Hey Joyce, be careful up there.
Joyce: I'm good, but can you help me to get down.

 

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Ok, so we started the process of interviewing model candidates for the boat show.

Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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Ok, so we started the process of interviewing model candidates for the boat show.

Me: So you are interested in applying for one of the modelling positions at the boat show.
Applicant: Yes, very interested. I love boats, water and beaches.

Me: Just to be clear, you will be nude. We found that nude female models attract the largest audience.
Applicant: No problem. I love being nude.

Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Would Emily mind if I gave that a taste?