Random Photo/Video Thread

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Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.

 

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Who is that mystery woman on the balcony and why is she exposing herself?

 

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Is she a girlfriend, a wife, having an affair, escort, etc.? She must know I'm looking at her.

 

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To-night is the last for the Christmas tree. Some people wanted to have their pic taken in front of the tree before it is hauled away. Mall rule is that they have to be naked.

 

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The woman on the balcony was my "Rear Window" moment.

Rear Window - Wikipedia

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Woman: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Woman: I'm a professor at TMU. Here's my photo professor card.
Me: Looks good. Even though you are not a student, professor is close enough. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Professor: Sure, no problem.

 

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Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.

Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID. I'm using a walking stick because I was injured on assignment in Ukraine.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
(Holy shit, look at the size of those melons.)
Soldier: No problem getting naked.

 

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Thought I would take a peep in the kitchen before calling it a night. WTF they're all naked.

 

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Another nurse popped in after her night shift.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Hear the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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A nurse drops in after her night shift. Here she is proving she is a biological female.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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A student dropped into the Pub for a nightcap.

Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.

 

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A student dropped into the Pub for a nightcap.

Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.

Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.

 

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The life of a nude male stripper is not an easy one.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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A nurse popped in after her night shift to relax and de-compress..

 

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Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.

Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
Soldier: No problem getting naked.

 

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The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.

model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?

model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

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Some women are so aggressive. They go straight for the cock. This is a screengrab because Imgur won't upload my videos.