Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.
Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.
To-night is the last for the Christmas tree. Some people wanted to have their pic taken in front of the tree before it is hauled away. Mall rule is that they have to be naked.
Woman: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.
Woman: I'm a professor at TMU. Here's my photo professor card.
Me: Looks good. Even though you are not a student, professor is close enough. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Professor: Sure, no problem.
Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.
Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID. I'm using a walking stick because I was injured on assignment in Ukraine.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
(Holy shit, look at the size of those melons.)
Soldier: No problem getting naked.
The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.
model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?
model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.
Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.
Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.
Student: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: Yes, we do but you have to qualify first.
Student: I'm a student at TMU. Here's my photo student card.
Me: Looks good. Next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological woman.
Student: Sure, no problem.
The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.
model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?
model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.
Soldier: I heard you have a New Year Special.
Me: It is available to female soldiers, students and nurses.
Soldier: I'm a soldier. Here's my photo ID.
Me: ID looks fine. next, I have to see you naked to verify you are a biological female.
Soldier: No problem getting naked.
The mall's lingerie store lost a few models to age, school, babies, marriage and assorted other reasons. So they are on the hunt for new talent.
model applicant: Heard the Lingerie Shop is looking for models.
Me: Yes, they lost a few models due to a variety of reasons. Are you interested?
model applicant: Yes, very interested.
Me: Interview going great. Next I have to see you naked. It's SOP. The Lingerie Shop believes a woman who looks good naked will look good in lingerie.
model applicant: Sure, no problem.