Random Photo/Video Thread

[Darts]

Little Buddha still MIA. My security crew brought in another suspect.

Me: What's your name?
Suspect: Jen

Me: What you hiding under that robe?
Suspect: Nothing. Just my puss.

Me: Open up.
Suspect: As you wish.

 

[Darts]

Never a dull moment at the Pub/SC. Two nude servers decided to settle their differences womano a womano.

 

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Never a dull moment at the Pub/SC. Two nude servers decided to settle their differences womano a womano.
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I will reward the winner with cunnilingus.
I will console the loser with cunnilingus.

 

[Darts]

Little Buddha is still MIA. My security crew rounded up several suspects. Here I am interviewing one of the suspects.

Me: Sit. Make yourself comfortable.
Suspect: Why am I here?
Me: We think you might have stolen little Buddha.
Suspect: Who the hell is little Buddha? Is he some dude with a tiny cock?
Suspect: Why am I naked?
Me: We want to make sure you are not carrying any concealed weapons.
Suspect: I know nothing about little Buddha.
Me: Ok, I believe you. You can go.

 

[Darts]

The new mall manger asked to see me.

Knock, knock,

Mall Manager: Come in.
Me: You're naked. I'll come back later.
Mall Manager: Don't be a prude. Come in.

 

[Darts]

I will reward the winner with cunnilingus.
I will console the loser with cunnilingus.

But you have a reputation as a "double dipper". LOL!

 

[Darts]

My assistant got promoted and is now the Chief Security Officer at another mall. So, I have to recruit her replacement.

This applicant looks promising. I said no need to perform BBBJ but she insisted.

 

[Darts]

Dropped into the Pub for a nightcap before heading home alone. Ran into Cathy who wanted to show me her newly shaved puss and tat. I said "no need". She said "I insist".

 

[Darts]

This is my way of taking mug shots of female suspects.

 

[Darts]

Just finished interviewing another candidate for the soon to be vacant my assistant position. I said BBBJ is not necessary but she insisted.

 

[shakenbake]

 

[shakenbake]

 

[Darts]

Applicant: I'm interested in the nude boat model position. I love boats, beaches, sun, water and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

[Darts]

This is supposed to be Mary-Louse Parker with two naked women.

 

[Darts]

Soldier walks in to the Pub and asks for the New Year Special.

 

[Darts]

Applicant: I'm interested in the nude boat model position. I love boats, beaches, sun, water and lying around naked.
Me: Interview going great. Next, I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

 

[Darts]

Little Buddha is still MIA. My security crew rounded up several suspects. Here I am interviewing one of the suspects.

Suspect: Why am I here?
Me: We think you might have stolen little Buddha.
Suspect: Who the hell is little Buddha? Is he some dude with a tiny cock?
Suspect: Why am I naked?
Me: We want to make sure you are not carrying any concealed weapons.
Suspect: I know nothing about little Buddha.
Me: I have to take two pics of you.
Suspect: Ok, let's get it done and over with.
Me: You will be fully dressed in the first pic. You will be naked in the second pic.
Suspect: Why naked in the second pic?
Me: To see if you have any tattoos, piercings, bruises, etc.

Me: Ok, I believe you didn't steal little Buddha. You can go but don't leave town.

 

[Darts]

Took this pic of the ladies getting ready for the wedding.

 

[Valcazar]

I will reward the winner with cunnilingus.
I will console the loser with cunnilingus.

A sound strategy.

 

[Darts]

Diane Webber was quite famous back in the day.