Little Buddha is still MIA. My security crew rounded up several suspects. Here I am interviewing one of the suspects.
Suspect: Why am I here?
Me: We think you might have stolen little Buddha.
Suspect: Who the hell is little Buddha? Is he some dude with a tiny cock?
Suspect: Why am I naked?
Me: We want to make sure you are not carrying any concealed weapons.
Suspect: I know nothing about little Buddha.
Me: Ok, I believe you. You can go.