I called the...

[thumper18474]

I called a plumbing company told them I needed my pipes cleaned...quoted me 250 for the hour..
I asked...does that include greek?
They said No...we're a canadian company.!

 

[mrsCALoki]

Yes, and Ms Locki was on each and every one of them.

31 and sun today. Still freezing your balls off up there ?

 

[Yoga Face]

i called the complaint department and they started compaining that i had called

 

[great bear]

I called 911 and they asked "is this an emergency" . I said "no its Great Bear".

 

[Yoga Face]

i called the argument clinic

 

[SchlongConery]

You won't have to wait long until she gives you a medical remedy.

31 and sun today. Still freezing your balls off up there ?

At what temperature is this cryosurgery performed? Are there testes to ensure the procedure is successful?

 

[Art Mann]

I called the Vatican and said I was an altar boy.

They said "Holy Fuck!"

 

[SchlongConery]

i called the argument clinic

No you didn't.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called the Vatican and said I was an altar boy.

They said "Holy Fuck!"

The Holy See puts the dic in jurisdiction!

 

[SoftHands813]

I called the psychic hotline. They said they were expecting me.

 

[SchlongConery]

I called Air Canada. They said that "at Air Canada, we're not happy until you're not happy".

 

[Yoga Face]

No you didn't.

Yes I did!

 

[SchlongConery]

Yes I did!

Ohhhhhhh no you did not!

 

[Yoga Face]

Ohhhhhhh no you did not!

sorry your five minutes are up

if you want to keep arguing i need more money

 

[bemeup]

I called D.A.M. today, you know, Mothers Against Dyslexia.

 

[rgkv]

he said to me "whats up"....said I was thinking of "getting down tonight"

 

[versitile1]

I called the amnesia hotline and......and....?

 

[versitile1]

I called the yoga studio and they told me to get bent.

 

[versitile1]

I called the massage parlour but all they wanted to do was rub it in.

 

[versitile1]

I called the sperm bank and they said, "You have insufficient funds for a deposit. Due to a lack of growth, your account has flopped."