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I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit!!

Three guys are in the hot tub. All of a sudden a large blob of sperm rises to the top. The guy in the middle says "Okay who farted".

They say that Anal sex is like turnips and squash. Theres a good chance you will love it as an adult, as long as you were' forced to have it as a kid.

A Clinton back in the White House? NO CIGAR!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin. If my ear was a C*n t I could fuck it. A'int it great to Auto-Fellate

Spunk

Creme Le Cock

Schwimmers

Dickie Phlegm

Vitamin "S"

Apparently Doctors accurately determined his age by counting the rings around his asshole.

1. Helen Gurley Brown 2. nancy Reagan 3. Sara Bernhart 4. Joan Rivers & 5. Yo Mamma's

I heard of a Rabbi in Toronto who who saved the foreskins from the circumcisions he performed . He actually made wallets out of them . The amazing thing about them was if you rubbed them a few times you"d have a suitcase.

Q. WHATS THE AVERAGE TIME IT TAKES FOR WOMAN TO ACHIEVE ORGASM? a. WHO CARES.

Blockades at all Price Choppers and Fabricand Stores/

The last two days it has been so hot that each night on the way home I've had to stop at York Central Hospital In Richmond Hill to have my underwear surgically removed from the crack of my ass.

Does anone know who the very first computer operator was? It was Eve. She had an APPLE in one hand and a WANG in the other.

If Yogurt is so beneficial to keeping Miss Kitty from smelling rotten they why not douche with it??????

I went the drug store the other day and asked if i could get it over the counter. The guy says " probably, if you take two.

They both have extensive hands on experiance and are considered by many to be world class WANKERS