5 Celebrities We Hope Never Have A Sex Tape

Esco!

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hambone said:
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Lancs
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Esco
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Unless, of course it was the same tape! :eek:
Lancs already has a sex-tape out.

But there was only one person in it.



*assumes slightly more guarded position*
 

3Tees

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Osama Bin Laden (OK - not a celebrity, so to speak, but would you want to see a tape of him?)
Wolf Blitzer
Andy Rooney
Barbara Walters
Barbara Bush

Oh - and Donald Trump
 

WhaWhaWha

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Between a rock and a hard place
  1. Andy Rooney
  2. Mickey Rooney
  3. Rosemary Clooney
  4. Brian Mulroney
  5. And Eddie the Wonder Lizard
 

zekestone

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kramer said:
I've got two sets of five:

1. Hillary Clinton
2. Osama Bin Laden
3. Roger Moore
4. "Weird Al" Yankovic
5. Roseanne Barr (Arnold)

1. Martha Stewart
2. Boy George
3. Linda Tripp
4. Fabio
5. Gary Glitter
Your list is, by far, the scariest. Roseanne Barr and Gary Glitter porn... *SHUDDER*
 

K Douglas

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lookingforitallthetime said:
I can't believe no one has mentioned Janet Reno yet.

Man. That is one ugly dude!
I second, third and fourth that one. Man that dude(lol) is UUUUUUUgly!!!!!
 

K Douglas

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As a male of course I don't care to see any male celebrity in a porn. 5 female celebrities that would make my skin crawl at the mere thought of porn acting are:
5) Oprah Winfrey (just picture the movie Color Purple......ugggggggh)
4) Sandra Bernhard (put a bag over her head and maybe........not!)
3) Whoopi Goldberg (no makeover can ever make her look palatable)
2) Rosie O'Donnell (ugly in every sense of the word)
1) Hands down. Roseanne Barr (I don't even know where to begin. Put it this way, I'd eat Rosie's pussy before I'd endure watching a full porn scene with a nude Roseanne Barr)

On a lighter note does anyone remember a couple of years back when there was talk of Venus and Serena Williams posing for Playboy? The best commentary ever was the one editorial writer who quipped "the only magazine they should be posing nude for is National Geographic" Needless to say, he lost his job. But with alot of fanfare.
 

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K Douglas said:
4) Sandra Bernhard (put a bag over her head and maybe........not!)
3) Whoopi Goldberg (no makeover can ever make her look palatable)
2) Rosie O'Donnell (ugly in every sense of the word)
You'd probably want to stay away from these movies:

4) The King of Comedy - there is a scene where Sandra Bernhard strips down to bra, panties, garter, and stockings, and attempts to seduce, even rape, Jerry Lewis

3) Ghost, Made in America, others

2) Another Stakeout (Stakeout 2)
 

elmufdvr

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rosey
Kelsey gramer
that fat xxxx from the view ( ok any of the xxxxs from the view)
david letterman
Howard stern
arti lange
whoops.. forgot my manners... thank you for correcting me... (mr mod.)
 

LancsLad

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Esco! said:
Lancs already has a sex-tape out.

But there was only one person in it.



*assumes slightly more guarded position*

And I was spectacular.



Using ninja stealth learned from PHNINE silently steals ALL of Escos beer.
 

great bear

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Deborah Grey (former Reform MP)
Barbra Bush (former president's wife)
Winston Churchill
Judy Rebeck
Mr. Rogers
 

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Otis Campbell
Ernest T. Bass
Gomer Pyle
Floyd Lawson
Howard Sprague

A three-way with Aunt Bee, Barney Fife and Goober Pyle would be fun to watch.
 

LancsLad

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Esco! said:
Thats why I keep a couple of bottles of Scotch hidden behind the couch
Damn, missed that.


Decides to inflict harsh Ninja revenge on himself for failing.
 

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1. Helen Gurley Brown
2. nancy Reagan
3. Sara Bernhart
4. Joan Rivers
&
5. Yo Mamma's
 
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