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How do you know you are at a GAY BBQ ???

Kailani

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How do I know I am at Gay BBQ?

1) they will not be serving beer, instead, they will have Woody's vodka coolers or other chilled collers.
2) There will be a 5 different organic salads with 20 different organic dressings
3) You can hear Cher or high tempo house music or party music in the background.
4) They have very organized game or contest during BBQ
5) They have really sexy gorgeous men who will show little or no interest for any women in the same BBQ party.
6) They will have rainbow colored serviette
7) Nothing is greasy or fatty....
8) there are vegan alternatives for those who is not meat friendly.
9) None of the food items served are messy in any ways
10) You realized you were invided to the BBQ only because of your good friend/co-worker who is also happened to be gay.

I'm just speaking from my experience:D
 

diverdown

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The host asks you if you want buns for your wienner when he knows you asked for a hamburger. :eek:
 

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All the women have adams apples
 

Ceiling Cat

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Did you know that in Quebec.......................

................they have a restaurant by the name of Au Coq ( Pronounced O - Cock ). No, its not a gay bar. Go to Montreal and ask the girls if they would like to taste your Roti - Cock ( roast chicken ) :D


If you would like to tase Roti Coq, click here:

http://www.aucoq.com/eng/promotions.html
 

tboy

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The host asks you if you'd like him to push in your stool for you, and you're not even sitting DOWN!
 

tboy

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LexingtonJeremy said:
You see three guys come out of the washroom together. Then one of them says, "Oh wait, I have to pee."
I have to admit: that's pretty fucking funny!!!!!
 
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tersey

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Chef asks,"What will you have honey, a Wong, a John, or a LeBron?"
 

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Three guys are in the hot tub. All of a sudden a large blob of sperm rises to the top. The guy in the middle says "Okay who farted".
 
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