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Maybe grayowl wants to open one? A good online resource for municipal by-laws of all sorts is here: http://www.municom.com/Publications/41/bylaws_index.html Look under body-rub parlours, or Adult Entertainment Parlours, or Massage parlours. Doesn't look like there is any specific by-law...

Just trying to fix the location in my mind, is it near the Dollarama?

Ophelia, let's say you approach it like this: You're walking your dog, and run into this sexy, interesting guy, you get to chatting again, ask how he's been, ruffle your respective dog's ears, and then decide to move past small talk. What would be your first question? "What do you do?" or...

How is it on nose hair?

Great work, Dave!

Columbine occurred April 20, 1999. Waco, April 19, 1993 Oklahoma April 19, 1995. The last two are connected and not coincidence because Tim McVeigh was specifically protesting the Waco Branch Davidian invasion. There are only 365 days of the year. By default, some significant events are...

I don't know, guys. I've always been one to settle for whatever comes along, and it's never steered me wrong. Millions of other people do the same, out of laziness, fear of rejection, or just the simple assumption that they're not destined for happiness on this world anyway. :) And besides...

The closest thing I can find, djk, is in The Odyssey: There is nothing more dread and more shameless than a woman who plans such deeds in her heart as the foul deed which she plotted when she contrived her husband's murder. Homer, The Odyssey but that doesn't really seem to apply. If it...

I don't know which would be worse. Living next to an empire, or living next to the ashheap of civilization left after the empire self-destructs.

Although Paul Krugman is a notorious shill for the Democratic party, he does make some good points. Other non-mentioned worries are the huge balance of payments deficit that the US runs, plus the 500 billion dollar deficit the US is running right now. The possibility of more countries using...

C'mon, guys. She was engaged "on a desolate dune in Namibia". Sounds like it was coerced. It'll never last. The fantasy lives.

Some bylaws state that there can't be a lock on the massage parlour room door. Pickering's for instance.

Ok, so how would I do this if I have a windows machine? Do I need a special sound card with a line-in? I have Musicmatch software. Do I need any special hardware? I've tried this before, using my old receiver, phonograph and a laptop microphone jack, and it's always come out too fuzzy sounding.

For those prices, I would definitely want my toilet scrubbed, all bathroom fixtures cleaned, and kitchen policed as well (counters wiped and disinfected, sink cleaned, stove, fridge, microwave cleaned etc). Molly Maid charged $80 per cleaning for two women who spent an hour cleaning a...

Lie back, relax, and enjoy the massage. Forget about money. Forget about performance anxiety. Forget about your work, your car repairs and that girl in high school who wouldn't look your way. Get to know your SP or MPA. Really listen to her. Encourage conversation. Share a joke or...

It's happening. From CP24: http://www.pulse24.com/News/Top_Story/20031218-026/page.asp

The Onion rules

PE = Private Eyes, in the Niagara Falls area. 55 = the highway it's on, I think.

I think it was the Ford Excursion I was thinking of. It gets 12 mpg, and isn't rated on the EPA ratings because it's considered a commercial vehicle. I've heard of people getting 22 mpg in a suburban, but that could be for the diesel model.

If you want something that gets 11 mpg, why don't you buy two Chevy Suburbans and drive them at the same time?