Could This Be A Mastercard Wedding?
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him.
He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Booty
This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding, at
the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to
the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long
distances, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to
thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law
for providing such a lavish reception. As a token of his deep
appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just
from him.
He had taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding
party, a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and
asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a
private detective to tail them. After standing there, just watching
the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best
man and said, "F--- you!" He turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!" Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta
here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most
people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out
about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300
guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Booty
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