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A wife texts her husband on a cold winter morning, “Windows frozen, won’t open.” The husband texts back, “Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and tap the edges with a hammer.” The wife texts back five minutes later, “Computer really messed up now.”
She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”
He: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”
She: “True, but I do.”
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a beer!
Police Inspector: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes. She fantasizes about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
She: “Honey, I don’t like you with the new glasses on.”
He: “But sweetheart, I don’t wear any glasses.”
She: “True, but I do.”
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Honey bee!
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a beer!
Police Inspector: Why didn’t you report your stolen credit card?
Husband: The thief was spending less than my wife.
Inspector: Then why are you reporting it now?
Husband: I think now the thief’s wife has started using it
I asked my wife if she ever fantasizes about me. She said yes. She fantasizes about me taking out the trash, mowing the lawn, and doing the dishes.
That's not even that wrong.
The orignial logo is a mermaid holding her "fins" wide like that.
I make computer fonts as a hobby.
This hobby costs me nothing to do. I can do it without leaving the house. I can do it at any time of the day or night. I can do it for fifteen minutes when I have nothing better to do, or I can do it for fifteen hours in a row. I can stop doing it for an extended period of time, then resume right where I left off. I only need to use one hand to do it. I could also make some money, if I post my finished work online.
The only other hobby that I can think of which meets all of those conditions is rubbing one out.
This hobby costs me nothing to do. I can do it without leaving the house. I can do it at any time of the day or night. I can do it for fifteen minutes when I have nothing better to do, or I can do it for fifteen hours in a row. I can stop doing it for an extended period of time, then resume right where I left off. I only need to use one hand to do it. I could also make some money, if I post my finished work online.
The only other hobby that I can think of which meets all of those conditions is rubbing one out.
It's really difficult to have a conversation with an Escort when she's giving you a blow job, because she can only say things like "glug" and "kuh", and you're not going to understand, unless you're a dentist.
OMFG! This uncle and nephew are so fucking hilarious! The nephew's laugh is so infectious and the wit and lip of his uncle is so fucking sharp!
I'm going to post a few of their shorts but you really gotta check out their channel!
I'm going to post a few of their shorts but you really gotta check out their channel!
