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[onomatopoeia]

I make computer fonts as a hobby.

This hobby costs me nothing to do. I can do it without leaving the house. I can do it at any time of the day or night. I can do it for fifteen minutes when I have nothing better to do, or I can do it for fifteen hours in a row. I can stop doing it for an extended period of time, then resume right where I left off. I only need to use one hand to do it. I could also make some money, if I post my finished work online.

The only other hobby that I can think of which meets all of those conditions is rubbing one out.

 

[Insidious Von]

Shaq told the biggest joke of the season to The Joker's face. At the time the Minnesota Timberwolves were up 2-0 in their playoff round against the Denver Nuggets.

Rudy Gobert is the best defensive player in the NBA.

 

[Kautilya]

 

[onomatopoeia]

It's really difficult to have a conversation with an Escort when she's giving you a blow job, because she can only say things like "glug" and "kuh", and you're not going to understand, unless you're a dentist.

 

[SchlongConery]

OMFG! This uncle and nephew are so fucking hilarious! The nephew's laugh is so infectious and the wit and lip of his uncle is so fucking sharp!

I'm going to post a few of their shorts but you really gotta check out their channel!

Exotic shark man #comedy #youtubeshorts #comedyfilms

youtube.com

 

[SchlongConery]

 

[SchlongConery]

My uncle was hiding his dog for years #youtubeshorts #comedy #funny

youtube.com

 

[Kautilya]

Tito Ortiz, the wordsmith.

 

[onomatopoeia]

https://archive.org/download/310toyuma_202307/NIGGA%20Turtles%20full%20Eps%2C%201%20to%2010.mp4

Left-click the link to watch online. Right-click -> 'save link as...' to download.

 

[Kautilya]

The great Eddie Murphy's Delirious is one of the best stand up specials I have ever watched. Those impressions are perfect!

 

[onomatopoeia]

This story was told to me by Wayne Vansant, a comic book artist who specializes in war comics.

Wayne was driving on a dirt road in rural Georgia, looking for the home of a friend of his. He spotted a local, and asked for directions to so-and-so's home. The man told him to continue on the road for about a mile, then turn left just past a tire he would see by the side of the road.

Wayne drove for five miles, but didn't see a tire, so he turned around, and drove back. After about four miles, he noticed a water tower beside the road, and he turned right just before it, and was at his friend's house in about a minute.

On the way back home, he saw the local man again, thanked him for the directions, but told him that he had been looking for a tower, not a tire, and Wayne pointed to one of the tires on his car. The local became very angry, and told Wayne "Ah dident say tar !".

 

[onomatopoeia]

I'm seeing more and more Chinese people with dogs. I suppose they could eat the dog, when it stops giving them milk.

 

[Jubee]

Shaq told the biggest joke of the season to The Joker's face. At the time the Minnesota Timberwolves were up 2-0 in their playoff round against the Denver Nuggets.

Rudy Gobert is the best defensive player in the NBA.

Shaq is such a low class piece of shit for saying what he said during Jokic's MVP announcement, Mr. Sensitive.
He really can't stand that Jokic is being called one of the all time greats and Jokic's stats back it all up.

Did you also notice Shaq wasn't at the desk for game 5 when Jokic had that legendary game? That was convenient.
This series between the Wolves and the Nuggets is the Finals for me, it's so good.

 

[onomatopoeia]

 

[Insidious Von]

Timely comedy, Larry David the diplomat. Featuring the Mighty Super Dave.

 

[Insidious Von]

A girl after my own heart.

 

[bazokajoe]

Spoiler Golf on Instagram: "Golf is hard. Putting is harder. (That smile, though) // Friendly reminder that putting is hard. If you enjoy it, it gets easier. Bring joy back to putting with Spoiler OG. Let’s Roll. // #golfishard #puttingisharder #toddlergolf #futurepro #golflife #toddlerlife #practicepracticepractice #golfswing #putting #puttinggreen #toddlerlearning #nevergiveup #thatsmiletho #letsroll #spoilergolf #joy"

1M likes, 28K comments - spoilergolf on May 13, 2024: "Golf is hard. Putting is harder. (That smile, though) // Friendly reminder that putting is hard. If you enjoy it, it gets easier....".

www.instagram.com

 

[Insidious Von]

At the Tom Brady Roast, Nikki Glaser called Kevin Hart: 15Cent.

....her killer Gronk joke.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0edZldBmTAg

 

[bemeup]

Two guys were standing beside each other at a crowded party.
First guy “ you see that woman across the room in the blue dress?”
Second guy “yes I see her.”
First guy “ that’s my wife. Isn’t she gorgeous?”
Second guy “ well, if you think she’s gorgeous, you should see my wife.”
First guy “why, is she gorgeous too?”
Second guy “no, she’s an optometrist.”

 

[onomatopoeia]

Pat Sajak: ".....No N.".