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[tml]

The CEO of Kellog's tells people to eat cereal for dinner to save money.
Isn't that hilarious?

 

[Ceiling Cat]

 

[Ceiling Cat]

 

[james t kirk]

Well, here's a google link to Shane Gillis. I find this guy hilarious.

and

 

[SchlongConery]

Me: Can I smell your cunt?
Her: What? Fuck no!
Me: Must be your feet then.

 

[SchlongConery]

If you're behind a funeral procession on a road and can't get past, are you allowed to undertake?

 

[SchlongConery]

Unwrap your present son don't you want to a look inside?, c'mon now peel it. you'll be surprised to see what it is.

 

[Kautilya]

Well, here's a google link to Shane Gillis. I find this guy hilarious.

and

I loved his recent stand up special on Netflix.

 

[onomatopoeia]

The new guy in prison is assigned to Big Bubba's cell.

Bubba: "We're going to play "house". Do you want to be the husband or the wife?".
New guy: "I'll be the husband.".
Bubba: "Fair enough. Now get down on your knees, and suck your little woman's dick.".

 

[Kusa]

Sex with three people is called a three-some and sex with four people is called a four-some, I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me hand-some.

 

[SchlongConery]

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[onomatopoeia]

 

[onomatopoeia]

 

[shack]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

 

[anon1]

A long-haul trucker pulls into a Vegas brothel. He pulls out $2k cash and plops it on the table in front of the Madame.
He says" I want a bologna sandwich and the ugliest girl you have."
She replies" But sir, for that kind of money you can have a 5-star meal and my prettiest girl."
He " Lady, I'm not hungry and I'm not horny. I've been on the road for 2 months and I'm just homesick."

 

[Insidious Von]

Liz Truss's book Ten Years to Save the West, is giving Marge a run for her money in the NYT best seller category.

 

[unassuming]

 

[thumper18474]

Why are married women heavier that single women?
Single women Come home
see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women Come home
See what's in the bed and go to the fridge.

 

[Insidious Von]

A PSA from Norm!

 

[Ceiling Cat]

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.