If he does that, they'll be wondering why he has such a big smile sitting alone at that table by the kitchen.
Taking an Escort to a Wedding
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No, the other way around. I said that if you behaved in a classy way you were unlikely to get caught, and that if you behave in an unclassy way (like this) you will sooner or later get caught.
That's exactly why I made my comment, actually.
Hold up... why would you want to take an escort?... shes not your girlfriend....not only will you have to pay for her time but you'll also have to cover her plate....not to mention the fact that you may end up getting "made"
Go for it but meet her, (I'd personally reject any with visible tats) set the ground rules and treat her with respect. You got an invitation to bring a date - as long as you select someone discrete (not passing out business cards, naked table dancing during dinner, etc) - no problem.
Frankly, I'd be more worried about a nerd head botching it up rather than the girl. Many guys aren't really a mystery why they haven't got classy/ good looking girlfriends. If you start to show off and grope her, wink & nudge to your friends that she idolizes you sexually - her own discomfort will become apparent and the jig is up.
Introduce her as a friend and neither confirm or deny the nature of the relationship.
My two cents.
BTW: Forget the freebie or negotiating add-ons during the reception - just enjoy yourself.
Frankly, I'd be more worried about a nerd head botching it up rather than the girl. Many guys aren't really a mystery why they haven't got classy/ good looking girlfriends. If you start to show off and grope her, wink & nudge to your friends that she idolizes you sexually - her own discomfort will become apparent and the jig is up.
Introduce her as a friend and neither confirm or deny the nature of the relationship.
My two cents.
BTW: Forget the freebie or negotiating add-ons during the reception - just enjoy yourself.
By no means do I mean this as an attack, I'm just trying to understand this.
My life as Kylie Daniels aside, and strictly as a woman, it kind of baffles me what a woman would be thinking to accept an offer like this. What is she getting out of this? What's in it for her? Going to a VIP product reception? Is she being paid? If there was money involved, I could understand. But going with a complete stranger to an event for what, bragging rights that you were at a VIP event? For the 'model types', there needs to be some incentive. Cruise any sugardaddy site for proof of that.
And very brave for you as well- who's to say the girl you picked wouldn't have gotten fall-down-drunk, hit on every guy there, talked loudly on her cellphone the entire time, etc etc etc. It's a big gamble, by the sounds of things. At least with someone getting a professional, you know she'll be courteous, well behaved, and the boundaries are already established.
I was wondering the same things but then I just considered the source of the post and left it at that.
This thread had me thinking of this movie.
That said why are you looking for permission, affirmation of action or advice on this. If you two can carry on a conversation that is not revolving around intercourse... Enjoy your evening.
To those who think she will be noticed, or known:
Do you really think it is that simple? Unless her face is shown in ads, or the visit is recent then most are simply left trying to place her because they know they've met/seen her before.
To those who've commented on the age issue:
Get over yourselves. That range is not unusual or out of the normal realm anymore. Especially if he is well dressed, and well mannered.
Sure she could be noticed but it is much more likely that he will be noticed.
If his friends know that he has been single for a long time and he has never mentioned anything about meeting someone and going out with her, and then he suddenly shows up with the hottest woman at the table or in the entire room, and then she just as suddenly disappears from his life after the wedding, it's quite possible that his friends will clue in, especially if he has no history of scoring hot women or any woman.
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This sounds like a bad idea. Not catastrophic just bad.
I mean what's the point? It's super expensive, you've gotten your friend to pay for one more head at the reception. It's a great opportunity to ask a civvy out. Or even if you go there single, hit on the the girls who are single or out of town. It's the ultimate mixer.
The last wedding I went to I knew very few people. I happened to be with my gf but man, me and this British chick were hitting it off and she was alone. I would have killed to have gone alone that night!
I ended up winning the garter belt and since have banged a few girls after asking them to wear it. Kinky
I mean what's the point? It's super expensive, you've gotten your friend to pay for one more head at the reception. It's a great opportunity to ask a civvy out. Or even if you go there single, hit on the the girls who are single or out of town. It's the ultimate mixer.
The last wedding I went to I knew very few people. I happened to be with my gf but man, me and this British chick were hitting it off and she was alone. I would have killed to have gone alone that night!
I ended up winning the garter belt and since have banged a few girls after asking them to wear it. Kinky
no problem with taking an escort.....but take one you know and have been with a few times
i know at least a couple of ladies on terb that i would have a great time with at a wedding----they have real outside jobs could have met them anywhere.......and as a bonus if the wedding sucks you can leave early and have your own party!!!
i know at least a couple of ladies on terb that i would have a great time with at a wedding----they have real outside jobs could have met them anywhere.......and as a bonus if the wedding sucks you can leave early and have your own party!!!
Just my opinion but I wouldn't want to go to a wedding reception alone and I certainly am not going to count on meeting and hooking up to a 'hot' chick there. When I see guys alone at a wedding party that are older than early 20's, I thank God I'm not alone. If you have a choice sitting with the guys talking Star Trek collections, worse yet dancing with the groom's mom - or alternatively- taking a paid escort, it's a no brainer for me.
If you don't have a sister to take with you and have the money - take the escort. Enjoy yourself !
Even if I didn't have an S.O. the only paid escort I could afford would come on the end of a leash.
BTW: Don't take 'I heard/ know this time that someone did this ..' too seriously. There always seems to be an urban legend or story that pops up to suit a particular point of view. You'd think some people could point out all classy escorts as they walked down the street. If you use some common sense - you will have no problem.
If you don't have a sister to take with you and have the money - take the escort. Enjoy yourself !
Even if I didn't have an S.O. the only paid escort I could afford would come on the end of a leash.
BTW: Don't take 'I heard/ know this time that someone did this ..' too seriously. There always seems to be an urban legend or story that pops up to suit a particular point of view. You'd think some people could point out all classy escorts as they walked down the street. If you use some common sense - you will have no problem.
What will actually happen is this: Some guy there will recognize her because he's used her services. He will then look up her site on his smartphone and show it to someone else, claiming that someone else showed it to him. Before you know it everybody at the wedding has seen it, and nobody knows who started it.
The guy who brought the escort will be the last one to hear about it, and may never hear about it.
It sounds like you are doing this for all the wrong reasons.
It would only make sense to me if I was taking someone who I had some significant history with.
Someone who is going to be a happy and affectionate companion, before, during, and after the wedding.
A guy who has always gone alone suddening showing up with the hottest woman in the room just to show off his arm candy and impress everybody, especially the other women, just seems ridiculous to me, and potentially obvious to them.
This could crash your stock.
TIPS:
1. Make sure the SP you are taking is not a nutcase, you don't want her to talk about some things that will create an awkward situation for you.
2. Tell anyone that asks that she is your friend, not girlfriend. Or else they will ask about her in the future and you may be stuck for an answer.
3. Make sure you clarify her rate beforehand and not after, we don't want to see a post about how she ripped you off that night, lol.
4. Make sure you ask her or plan a name with her before you guys go to the wedding. You don't want to be calling her Betty, while she introduces herself as Wilma.
5. Most importantly, have fun and enjoy the night.
GOOD LUCK CHUCK!
