You can ask your so called civvy woman and I'll ask Kylie to a wedding, and yes with the full expectations that I'll get laid after, if not I'll be extremely disappointed, lol. Geez fuji, for someone who comes across as being progressive in his views on this board you sure have a backwards view on this issue, there's absolutely nothing wrong with a single person bringing a lady, whether a friend or escort, to a wedding. I personally couldn't care less what people think at the wedding, besides how do they know who the lady is that I'm with anyways, and it's not any of their effing business, I'm there to have fun with who I choose with no post commitments.
Taking an Escort to a Wedding
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LOL yes, because conservative people don`t go to sex workers.
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You`ve obviously made up your mind to do it. Have a great time. I do think the chance is remote that she will be recognized. And remoter still that the person who recognizes her will blow his cover by telling anyone else that she is a hooker.
She sounds like a delightful lady. I don`t think I`d do it, but the reason would be financial. Even if she is given you a cut rate, its got to be an expensive proposition. But if that`s not a problem for you, go for it.
To everyone that thinks this is a bad idea, or not classy.......I say that taking an escort to a wedding is an absolutely BRILLIANT idea! Not only that, if the escort gets that white lace thingie that's thrown to all that's single at the reception and you put it up her leg, she can then jack-you off with it after the ceremony.
In fact, I'll venture that one should take 2-escorts. When it's all over, have a duo. Oh man, this is a terrific idea! Super-expensive too.
Gyaos Baltar.
You guys are over complicating things for poorboy. First off, escorts are "normal" women too! You think they are incapable of being "classy" or have never been to a wedding before? Unless he is going with someone without a clue, he should be fine. Sounds like this potential candidate of his does have a brain in her head. I've brought an escort to a few social events and it went very smooth.
And yeah, weddings are prime places to pick up but not every guy feels comfortable doing it at one. Obviously poorboy knows he falls into his category.
My rule with regards to bringing an SP to a social event is to pick someone near my age if I wish to not attract attention. I think the 14 yr gap is pretty big and that will draw some attention. But whatever.
Have fun!
And yeah, weddings are prime places to pick up but not every guy feels comfortable doing it at one. Obviously poorboy knows he falls into his category.
My rule with regards to bringing an SP to a social event is to pick someone near my age if I wish to not attract attention. I think the 14 yr gap is pretty big and that will draw some attention. But whatever.
Have fun!
If you take an escort to a wedding, make sure she is sufficiently high-class that no photos of her exist on the internet.
I went to a major event where a co-worker brought an escort. Every guy at the event new. People were being greeted in the welcome line with: "Hey Buddy, Did you see the escort that Bob brought? Go take a look at her, that is what an escort looks like."
I wouldn't have wanted to be either Bob or the escort. The escort just sat alone at a table, by herself, for most of the night. No one would go near her. Most juvenile train wreck ever.
I went to a major event where a co-worker brought an escort. Every guy at the event new. People were being greeted in the welcome line with: "Hey Buddy, Did you see the escort that Bob brought? Go take a look at her, that is what an escort looks like."
I wouldn't have wanted to be either Bob or the escort. The escort just sat alone at a table, by herself, for most of the night. No one would go near her. Most juvenile train wreck ever.
Well...seriously...don't do it. Your mind is fucking with you. If you bring an escort (or someone you don't know and has little common with) to a wedding, you will just make a fool out of yourself.
Remember, the focus of the wedding is groom and the bride. So let them have all the attention and all the fun. What you will do, is have a ménage à trois with a couple of hot escorts right before the wedding. Fuck your brains out, so that when you get to the wedding, you mind will be too tired to think about anything else other than the good time you just had with a couple of hotties.
Enjoy the wedding my fellow terb brother!
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Remember, the focus of the wedding is groom and the bride. So let them have all the attention and all the fun. What you will do, is have a ménage à trois with a couple of hot escorts right before the wedding. Fuck your brains out, so that when you get to the wedding, you mind will be too tired to think about anything else other than the good time you just had with a couple of hotties.
Enjoy the wedding my fellow terb brother!
Thousand
I bet whoever responds will be old or fat or ugly ass bitches who will 1000 times more likely embarass you than a professional SP
Weren't you the guy that thought "classy" or not was solely dependent on whether you got caught?
take an escort. bet there wll be guys that have taken someone that they met on Lavalife the week before.No one will ask questions you cant answer and you will have a great time.Escorts are people at the end of the day .Most of us have regular jobs we can talk about,we aren't aliens.You could have met us anywhere.At the end of the day ,no one would ever know
If she is hot, why not.
If she can be fun, uphold a conversation and will not embarass you in the end, even better.
I hope this helps
Yeah okay, but he wants to have sex with a babe, not with a co-worker, friend (or friend of a friend), etc.
