I don't follow, AFAIK Johnny Depps' ex didn't try and blow his dick up, took a dump in the bed, yes, but that's just regular crazy.
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I don't follow, AFAIK Johnny Depps' ex didn't try and blow his dick up, took a dump in the bed, yes, but that's just regular crazy.
Ah found it now, the stable geniuses over at Quora have come through again: Do you think a penis could explode?
TL&DR: Eddie Murphy seems to think it is possibly the next phase of venereal disease (after AIDS)
It would require a lot of TERBites admitting to themselves that they need some help. LOL....oh hell, just read the posts above it, I see what you mean, TERB could really make a killing selling advertising to psychiatrists
You're right, that works better - thank youYou were supposed to read it in her voice
I've always found bartenders (and people in bars) are the best psychiatrists - unfortunately our healthcare system doesn't pick up bar tabs...YET!
I would generalize it even more. Sometimes it is much easier to speak to a total stranger who knows nothing about you. It's a clean slate.I've always found bartenders (and people in bars) are the best psychiatrists - unfortunately our healthcare system doesn't pick up bar tabs...YET!
I've just completed my 2nd "long term" arrangement from SA. First being 10 months and the last one was 8.
Few things I learned -
Girl1: You want genuine attraction. Best girls are the ones in their mid 20s at the end of their "slutty days". This girl seemed to admire me a lot, and by the time our arrangement ended, I could see a lot of improvement in how she selected friends, her thinking, etc. She was a bit on the pricey side. But 200% worth it. Responsible, never ghosted even once. We did just about everything (travel, events, mini-trips, dinners, coffees, sex was amazing). After we broke up she wanted a clean break, which is always nice. I've seen her once since and we both agreed not to re-engage. Experiences with this girl were really well balanced with sex/activities. I could write a book about the fun. Will be hard to replicate, but we'll see.
Girl2: This girl was in her early 20s. Also respectful, never ghosted, always presented herself very well. In terms of ppm this girl cost almost nothing. I'm not going to reveal what I paid her in ppm because, frankly, none of you will believe it. But like most arrangements, when the menial amt I was paying her stopped, shortly after the dates ceased as well. One thing about this girl is that the sex was something else entirely (from the first girl). We would go at it for over an hour I could see she really soaked up the experience each and every time.
Moving forward, not too sure if I'll do another one or not. I've done quite a bit of vanilla dating as well, and what I've observed is that the time + money you spend on finding a vanilla girlfriend is insane compared to the menial $ you pay in ppm to skip all of that bs. The price of a dinner for two + ubers, is pretty much what the ppm winds up costing.
As for SB vs. Escorts. I've found that the Escorts I've connected with are more mature than the SBs. They're more honest and they are fulfilling a goal or duty. Wheres the SBs - not just the long term ones, but all the ONS ones I fucked - were mostly confused and "figuring out life" and the money they collected from me went to pay for silly stuff like tuition, credit card payments, etc.
Few things I learned -
Girl1: You want genuine attraction. Best girls are the ones in their mid 20s at the end of their "slutty days". This girl seemed to admire me a lot, and by the time our arrangement ended, I could see a lot of improvement in how she selected friends, her thinking, etc. She was a bit on the pricey side. But 200% worth it. Responsible, never ghosted even once. We did just about everything (travel, events, mini-trips, dinners, coffees, sex was amazing). After we broke up she wanted a clean break, which is always nice. I've seen her once since and we both agreed not to re-engage. Experiences with this girl were really well balanced with sex/activities. I could write a book about the fun. Will be hard to replicate, but we'll see.
Girl2: This girl was in her early 20s. Also respectful, never ghosted, always presented herself very well. In terms of ppm this girl cost almost nothing. I'm not going to reveal what I paid her in ppm because, frankly, none of you will believe it. But like most arrangements, when the menial amt I was paying her stopped, shortly after the dates ceased as well. One thing about this girl is that the sex was something else entirely (from the first girl). We would go at it for over an hour I could see she really soaked up the experience each and every time.
Moving forward, not too sure if I'll do another one or not. I've done quite a bit of vanilla dating as well, and what I've observed is that the time + money you spend on finding a vanilla girlfriend is insane compared to the menial $ you pay in ppm to skip all of that bs. The price of a dinner for two + ubers, is pretty much what the ppm winds up costing.
As for SB vs. Escorts. I've found that the Escorts I've connected with are more mature than the SBs. They're more honest and they are fulfilling a goal or duty. Wheres the SBs - not just the long term ones, but all the ONS ones I fucked - were mostly confused and "figuring out life" and the money they collected from me went to pay for silly stuff like tuition, credit card payments, etc.
Tuition ain’t silly.
I found that confusion as well as honesty or lack thereof are evenly and generously spread between both categories.
Just as childhood traumas and history of sex abuse are. As one of my most mature SBs said: everybody had an uncle.
It is if you don't graduate.Tuition ain’t silly.
A lot of these girls go to school and then find out they can just bar-hop to another country and do another degree, or even just stick around and do another degree on top of the previous in the same city, because after all, "bills are paid by my SD". Girl1 was moving toward this, actually. And even Girl2 was working full time and getting her ppm... and she lived at home. There was plenty of money to go around.
Or if you graduate with a useless liberal arts degree which so many of them seem to do
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I usually tell them that I know a great site for platonic called Christian Mingle
Thank you for that.
Some reader of this thread will be sent to a corporate management sensitivity training class.
He can volunteer while the female subordinate role plays the intern who comes to him about feeling sexually harassed mainly due to past trauma in her life.
And he can say, Well, sweetheart, every girl in the world had that uncle. Most of them moved on.
I have found hookups on Christian Mingle as well. However, she did make me wear my priest robe.
You should have told "her" she doesn't deserve to clean your air ducts
(some people will get this joke)
