Random Photo/Video Thread

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I asked her if she is hiding little Buddha under her dress. She said "no, see for yourself" as she lowered and raised her dress.

 

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It was a really long photo shoot. Good thing I had a 100gb memory card in the camera. This is what a female skier looks like when she is not all bundled up.

 

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Oh no! Just got a text from Lindsey Vonn. Not to be outdone by some kid from Norway, she wants to come to the pub and show how a real woman poses.

 

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A nurse walks into the Pub after her night shift. You know the rest.

 

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Little Buddha is still MIA. We don't call police, we have our own way of dealing with suspects. This is what we do to suspects who are uncooperative.

 

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Me: You're a suspect in the theft of little Buddha.
Suspect: Who the fuck is little Buddha?

Me: That does it. You will get the "Plan B" treatment.

 

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A nurse walked into the Pub after her night shift. You know the rest of the story.

 

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I miss Summer. A friend using his 100 year old camera took this pic from several years ago..

 

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I miss Summer. A friend using his 100 year old camera took this pic from several years ago..View attachment 292413

That pic was taken 8 years ago. That area is now long underwater.

 

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Saturday night and a bunch of female soldiers entered the Pub looking for the New Year Special. You know the rest of the story.

 

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This soldier was a lot of fun. She even wanted me to tie her up like a POW.

 

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As the mall's official photographer, I shot a wedding earlier this morning. Only I am authorized to shoot photos/videos in the mall to ensure that all standards are met.

 

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Just to make sure all the bride's maids are biological females, I asked them to lift their dress and remove their panties.

 

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The new mall manager came to the mall to see me personally.

Knock, knock

Mall manager: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. I'll come back later.
Mall manager: Don't be silly. Come in.

Mall manager: I heard a lot of good things about you. Taking down that shooter. Organizing nude beach day. Interviewing models for the auto, boat and lingerie shows.
Even delivering a baby.
Me: Just part of the job ma'am.

Mall manager: I heard you are doing some male stripping in the Pub and offering full.
Me: I only offer full when the ladies request it.
Mall manager: I'm curious. Show me how you do full.
Me: I'm not sure about this.
Mall manager: I insist.

 

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On this post I salute you for your 2023 posting.

Thanks, it reminds me of the old newsgroups with a better selection.

 

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I love a woman in uniform.