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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Got a call from Katy Perry. She heard we are looking for a singer at our mall Christmas party. Said she is interested.
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Knock, knock,

Katy: Come in.
Me: Oh, you're naked. I'll come back in a bit.

Katy: Don't be silly. Come in.
Me: Ok, the stage is ready for your audition. There are a few patrons in the pub so they'll get a free show.
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Katy got carried away in her audition performance that she hurt her back and needed a massage afterwards.
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I am beginning to wonder how these women are any different from escorts.....

Female empowerment indeed....
They are more high priced for the high value 1 % men market, not us.
 
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I watched the whole thing. I like their point of views of the BIG picture.

 

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Try 0.1%....
Sorry you are right but I was thinking of the men who are already in the industry or those that are rich that we don't know or know. I was Not counting the average Joe of Earth.
 

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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?

Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?

Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a tudent at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.

Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
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Part of my duties as mall cop is to drop by the ladies change room to make sure everything is ok. Yes, women come in all sizes, shapes and colours.
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Netflix: We want you to audition one more woman. Her name is Olivia. As an added bonus, she can also sing.
Me: Come on guys, you got to make up your mind and make a choice. Ok, send her over.

Olivia: Hi, I'm Olivia. I'm here for the audition.
Me: Ok, let's do the sex scene first and see how that goes.
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