The pay for a Mall Santa is terrible but there are some fringe benefits. Mall Santa doesn't need a GF, wife and/or escort to be serviced.
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Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Is it ok if I just pull up my dress? I'm not wearing any underwear.
Me: Ok, pulling up your dress is fine.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Is it ok if I just pull up my dress? I'm not wearing any underwear.
Me: Ok, pulling up your dress is fine.
It's not even noon on a Saturday and the mall is full of tiny tykes and their MILF moms. Here a grateful mom offered to "service" me but I said "not necessary". She then said "I insist and it is my wish". What's a Santa suppose to do? Had to grant her wish. She kept her Santa hat on.
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I have now been tasked with organizing the mall Christmas party. One of my first task is to hire a live singer to sing the carols. Mariah Carey said she is fully booked so I then called Abigail who said she would be happy to perform at our Christmas party.
She flew up this afternoon to check out the venue and sound system. She said she prefers to sing in the nude and would that be a problem. I said "no, we encourage female nudity".
She flew up this afternoon to check out the venue and sound system. She said she prefers to sing in the nude and would that be a problem. I said "no, we encourage female nudity".
They look thinner when they are naked. We'll dress them up when they meet the public.
Ring, ring,
Me: Mall Santa here.
Miley: Hey, it's me Miley. Heard you are looking for a female singer for your Christmas party.
Me: We might have already found someone but please come up here anyway.
Miley: I'm in NYC right now. I'll hop on my private jet in 30 minutes. Toronto is only an hour away by air.
Me: Fantastic! Come straight to the mall. I'll send a limo to the airport.
Me: Mall Santa here.
Miley: Hey, it's me Miley. Heard you are looking for a female singer for your Christmas party.
Me: We might have already found someone but please come up here anyway.
Miley: I'm in NYC right now. I'll hop on my private jet in 30 minutes. Toronto is only an hour away by air.
Me: Fantastic! Come straight to the mall. I'll send a limo to the airport.
To see how thin (or not) they really are. And to make sure they are biological women.Then why do you have to see them naked?.....
While Miley is enjoying some rest and a meal at the pub, I had another Elf interview.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a journalism student at TMU (formerly Ryerson) and hope to follow in the footsteps of Shanelle Kaul and Cristina Tenaglia.
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure. No problem.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a journalism student at TMU (formerly Ryerson) and hope to follow in the footsteps of Shanelle Kaul and Cristina Tenaglia.
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure. No problem.
I offered and Miley agreed to spent the night in my Rosedale mansion instead of in a hotel.
I drove Miley to the mall/Potatohead Pub early this morning. The mall doesn't open until 11AM on a Sunday so we have it to ourselves. She went to the dressing room to get changed.
Knock, knock
Me: We're ready for your demo tape and you're still naked.
Miley: I'll be ready in just a couple of minutes.
Knock, knock
Me: We're ready for your demo tape and you're still naked.
Miley: I'll be ready in just a couple of minutes.
Miley: What do you think of this outfit?
Me: It's interesting. That pantyhose looks transparent.
Me: It's interesting. That pantyhose looks transparent.
After the formal session, Miley and I decided to do a private nude shoot.
A few more nude pics and then Miley had to leave and catch her flight back to NYC.
