Random Photo/Video Thread

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Got a Christmas card from the mall owner and his wife.

This card is just the wife only. Not sure what happened to her husband.

 

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The mall has a tradition where some ladies pose naked in front of the tree.

 

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We are still short a couple of elves. Interviewed this lady earlier this morning.

 

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Some of the mall staff are currently on vacation in warmer climates. Here's a text from with attached pic from Rob and his new wife on their honeymoon in Mexico.

 

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Claudia is currently single so she went on vacay alone.

 

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Got a text and pic from Joe and his wife but I think they accidentally (or maybe not) attached the wrong pic.

 

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Alana and Allison. Yes, they are a couple.

 

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These ladies went as a group.

 

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Don't you just hate it when you get a text with a pic and the couple is engaged in fornicating.

 

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Jack (Mall's IT Department) and family (wife and adult daughter) on vacation somewhere warm.

 

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Late night interview with an Elf applicant.

Me: The last step in the interview process is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Me: I have to fill out the interview report.
Question: Have you seen the applicant naked?
Answer: Yes

Question: Is her genitalia female, male, ambiguous, etc.
Answer: Female

Question: Does she prefer to be addressed as she/her, he/him, they, etc.?
Answer: She/her

 

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I'm getting fed up with this cold weather. I think I'll go somewhere warm in January/February. Probably way too old now for Club Med (if they are even still around). This woman has a really nice shape. Not too thick, not thin. Full breasts, full bum, fairly broad hips, etc

 

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Peaches Stickyfingers? Reporter confuses Christmas Elf name with "stripper name" live on air

 

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Before the mall opened earlier this morning, some of the Elves and mall staff went for a nude run. (Truth be told, the pics are from my uni days.)

 

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Just got a text and pic from Ashley. She is vacaying somewhere warm and getting friendly with one of the locals.

 

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Meanwhile back in the Mall, the Elves are hard at work.

 

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One more Elf Applicant.

Me: The last step in the interview process is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.

Me: I have to fill out the interview report.
Question: Have you seen the applicant naked?
Answer: Yes

Question: Is her genitalia female, male, ambiguous, etc.
Answer: Female

Question: Does she prefer to be addressed as she/her, he/him, they, etc.?
Answer: She/her

 

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Oh Lord, getting these late Elf applicants. Looks like they need cash to pay the CC bills in January.
Me: The last step in the interview process is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem. I love to pose nude. I'm such an exhibitionist. Can I keep my heels on? They make me look taller.

Me: I have to fill out the interview report.
Question: Have you seen the applicant naked?
Answer: Yes

Question: Is her genitalia female, male, ambiguous, etc.
Answer: Female

Question: Does she prefer to be addressed as she/her, he/him, they, etc.?
Answer: She/her

 

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It's not just kids, Santa also welcome adults as well.