I'm getting fed up with Netflix sending beautiful young women for me to fornicate. I want to be a serious actor, not a porn star. Anyway, back to being Santa.
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As we get closer and closer to Christmas, some moms will do anything to ensure Santa grant their kids' wishes.
A bit after the audition, Olivia took a selfie and email the pic to me.
Netflix picked Greta Gerwig (of Barbie fame) to be the director of the Mall Cop sequel. She popped by the mall to check out the venue. As it was getting late, I said she can spend the night at my place and then fly out in the morning. She accepted the offer and while at my place the inevitable happened.
Some moms sexually assaulted me before I even had a chance to change into my Santa costume.
One more elf interview before calling it a night.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a tudent at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a tudent at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Checked the ladies dressing room to make all is good. Got there just as Jessica was coming out of the shower.
After I left the mall I went to the Griswolds to watch the Leaf/Sabres. After the game ended I went upstairs to use their bathroom when I noticed Ellen naked in their bedroom. She struck a pose so I pulled out my camera phone and snapped two pics.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Another Elf applicant. Looks like they need to make some money to pay off the credit card debt in January.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Another Elf applicant. Looks like they need to make some money to pay off the credit card debt in January.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Another Elf applicant. Looks like they need to make some money to pay off the credit card debt in January.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 younger siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
It never fails to happen every year. They overspend on their CC and then have to make some quick money.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a mature student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 kids.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from December 3 to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a mature student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 kids.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem.
It never fails to happen every year. They overspend on their CC and then have to make some quick money.
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from now to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a mature student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem (as she gives me the finger).
Applicant: Hear you are looking to fill the Elves positions.
Me: Yes, we are looking to hire around 6 Elves and still have 2 vacancies. It's a temporary job from now to about January 3, 2024. Are you interested?
Applicant: Yes, am interested. A temporary job fits in nicely with my school schedule as we are off almost all of December. What are the hours and pay like?
Me: Hours are long during the Christmas/New Year period. Pay is $50 an hour minimum. BTW: Which school are you attending?
Applicant: Sounds good. I'm a mature student at TMU (formerly Ryerson).
Me: Are you good with kids?
Applicant: Yes, I have 3 siblings.
Me: Interview going great. Last step is I have to see you naked. It's SOP.
Applicant: Sure, no problem (as she gives me the finger).
Checked the lady's dressing room before calling it a night. Caught Michele taking a shower.
