Punch Lines Only!

[LateComer]

Those aren't pillows!

 

[bobistheowl]

With penis butter.

 

[nondescriptive]

"because they can"


"No, Gretzky!"

 

[Hyena]

And than she said "smell my finger"

 

[bobistheowl]

None, frat boys screw in pools of vomit.

 

[Butler1000]

From THE limerick

"If my ear was a pussy I'd fuck it"

 

[69Shooter]

"Forget the flashlight, help me find my keys and we'll drive out of here!"

Wow... we were telling this one when I was in grade school and that was over 40 yrs. ago.

 

[Bopper2]

The regiment has decided to have it repaired.

 

[bobistheowl]

A wad of Bill's.

 

[mrsix]

You have a drink named "Jim"?

 

[roblestone]

"I've been married to your sister for over 50 years"

 

[John Galt 2012]

"No"



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[Hyena]

"That's what she said"

 

[MissCroft]

"What is this - a joke?" (see my sig line, lol)


"1000 men to lay Alberta pipeline"

 

[39ajaxmale]

That's 6,000 miles of unused pussy in New York City alone!

 

[Viggo Rasmussen]

"Why do you ask, Two Dogs Fucking?"

 

[bobistheowl]

A grain elevator operator that speaks a little French.

 

[Swallowme]

Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

[shack]

"1000 men to lay Alberta pipeline"

Wow. That one's about 45 years old for me.

 

[MissCroft]

Wow. That one's about 45 years old for me.

That's because you're old. :wink: