Punch Lines Only!

[bobistheowl]

Ralph! The dead one's full again!

 

[bobistheowl]

I'm not a fool. I paid on the way out.

 

[bobistheowl]

I'm a gonna start upa here, and a work a things down, and maybe, just a maybe, the testicles, they'se a gonna poppa right out.

 

[papasmerf]

so Darla said; this dictates funny

 

[papasmerf]

I told you we do not serve food

 

[marikiss]

So I showed him my dick.

 

[bobistheowl]

Our Lady of the Evening.

 

[bobistheowl]

The sixth Spic chick's lipstick's slick.

 

[bobistheowl]

No, the guy you went to college with.

 

[elwoodinontario]

20 bucks, same as in town.

 

[Fighting_Amish]

They're called the Aristocrats.

 

[healer677]

Rectum? Damn near killed him.

 

[bobistheowl]

I don't know about your wingers, lady, but I'm pretty sure the center man is Lanny McDonald.

 

[69Shooter]

There's no fuck'in chocolate!

 

[blackrock13]

That's not my belly button! That's okay that not my finger.

 

[Mr.Doggystyle]

Honey, I'm Pregnant!!!

 

[Bopper2]

I didn't say she was crazy, your honor, I just said she was fucking Goofy!

That Fokker's a Messerschmidt.

Gee Ward, you were pretty hard on the Beaver last night.

 

[Mr.Doggystyle]

Babe, what is that thing sticking out between your leg?

 

[Swallowme]

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.

 

[mmaking]

That's what she said.