Punch Lines Only!

[bobistheowl]

I'm a divorce lawyer, and you don't see me fucking him up the ass!

 

[bobistheowl]

The thong is gone, but the malady lingers.

 

[bobistheowl]

Could you hurry up? I have to gargle.

 

[Perry Mason]

Oh, yeah? So what are you doing with that pair of ears in your hands?

Perry

 

[y2kmark]

Wow!

A grain elevator operator that speaks a little French.

Now there's and oldie - National Lampoon Radio Hour:biggrin1:

 

[y2kmark]

A washing machine won't follow you home after you put a load in it!

 

[y2kmark]

I rang the doorbell, didn't I?

 

[y2kmark]

Another classic

Pedophile eh? That's a pretty big word for a 9 year old!

 

[y2kmark]

OK, can you cut me from here to here?

 

[y2kmark]

Last, but not least...

Well in that case I'll be 15 or 20 minutes late.

 

[blackrock13]

Well in that case I'll be 15 or 20 minutes late.

Wanna bet?

What an elephant was doing in my pajamas, I'll never know.

 

[LadyTY2Uall]

Or are you just happy to see me?

 

[bobistheowl]

Now there's and oldie - National Lampoon Radio Hour:biggrin1:

Just for you - The National Lampoon Radio Hour #26 - The Canadian Show:

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/yqmVu7eI/file.html

(Listen online or download, (.mp3, approx 5 MB; complete, low audio bit rate, but good quality, from Sirius replay).

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A good little pig like that, you wouldn't want to eat him all at once now, would you?

 

[nobodyhome]

Death! ...by booga booga!

 

[rockl]

female of course! nothing wrong with Chumley!

 

[rockl]

he ain't blind. he just don't give a fuck.

 

[bobistheowl]

No, they're both deaf, dumb and blind. She's was saying go milk the cow, and he was saying piss on you, it's raining.

 

[y2kmark]

I'm just thinking what we could have had if I'd given you all my business!

 

[Hyena]

" Oliver? I thought we were sharing?