I'd be AMAZED if Rob Ford could fuck anyone or anything.
The guy is a physical disaster and I bet he hasn't seen his Johnson in 20 years. I believe he's 5'10 and 345# (when he did that "cut the waist" nonsense, it was released. On top that, he's a booze hound and a crack head and he just looks "unwell".
I can't believe he's had an honest to goodness hard on in years.
A friend of mine used to rub cocaine on his pecker in the 70s... apparently it helped with arousal and stamina... maybe he smokes the crack and dips his winky into the cocaine?

