Civilized legal strikes or goon squads and axe handles.
Your mixed metaphors are hard to follow my good man. The relationship is totally balanced as anyone with a real familiarity with the Labour Movement would know. The strikers do without wages (the buyer does not yet get the house). The city does without a major service (you can bet the Mayor's and the councillor's phones are ringing off the hook with the message, "I don't care how you get them back in there but do it soon, If you have to give in give in.") The one that can't take it any longer at some point makes a major move in the other's direction, exactly like buying a house. A price is arrived at and the deal is done. If not, both sides continue unhappily onwards.
EXACTLY LIKE BUYING A HOUSE ONLY YOU ARE PURCHASING LABOUR AT AN AGREED PRICE. We went through the goon squad period when there were no rules. If you don't follow today's rules it is back to axe handles and Louisville sluggers. Take your choice.
That is Soprano not Saprano.JohnLarue said:OK Mrbig1946
Your going to buy my house
The market value of homes in my neighborhood is approximately $675,000
The asking price for my particular house is $925,000 & there is nothing that sets my house apart from any other in the neighborhood. In addition, I will need to store some art in the garage until my retirement. You will be required to make periodic donations to this collection & you will bear the market risk similar to a defined benefits pension plan.
You are welcome to submit a counter offer, but realistically I will not agree to anything less than $900,000. & I suugest you do not even thnk about changes to the art collection benefits
You are not however permitted to consider the purchase of another house. You must negociate for this house and this house alone
You have until late December (notice the choice of month) to meet my demands. If a deal can not worked out by then, me and my team will form a picket line around your current home & prevent you & your family access.
Health issues are not my concern
We will maintain this action until you agree to my terms
Oh one last thing, I have a sentimental attachment to this house & it makes me feel better when I am not well. I will need you to vacate the premises whenever I am sick. I am entitled to 21 sick days each year & any not used are bankable for the future.
Upon my retirement I am entitled to cash out my banked sick days payable by you at the pro-rata rate of whatever my latest house sale was valued at.
Oh yeah, labor contracts are exactly like buying a house????
If your buying from Tony Saprano
Your mixed metaphors are hard to follow my good man. The relationship is totally balanced as anyone with a real familiarity with the Labour Movement would know. The strikers do without wages (the buyer does not yet get the house). The city does without a major service (you can bet the Mayor's and the councillor's phones are ringing off the hook with the message, "I don't care how you get them back in there but do it soon, If you have to give in give in.") The one that can't take it any longer at some point makes a major move in the other's direction, exactly like buying a house. A price is arrived at and the deal is done. If not, both sides continue unhappily onwards.
EXACTLY LIKE BUYING A HOUSE ONLY YOU ARE PURCHASING LABOUR AT AN AGREED PRICE. We went through the goon squad period when there were no rules. If you don't follow today's rules it is back to axe handles and Louisville sluggers. Take your choice.