House wife at home during the day time. door bell rings.
Goes to door. guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the door step.
She says "yes?"
He says "hey lady do you want to get lucky? do ya? do ya?"
She says "even if I did, how do you think you would manage that?"
He says "well. I rang the door bell didn't I?"
House wife at home during the day time. door bell rings.
Goes to door. guy with no arms and no legs sitting on the door step.
She says "yes?"
He says "hey lady do you want to get lucky? do ya? do ya?"
She says "even if I did, how do you think you would manage that?"
He says "well. I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Yes! another version started years ago on Letterman told by "the Henny Youngman of Brazil" She places an add looking for a man who won't beat her or run around on her but a terrific lover - same punch line...
A gorilla walks into a bar
Bartender looks startled and asks what he wants
Gorilla asks for a scotch rocks
Bartender says "just a minute"
Goes into the back and tells the boss "A gorilla just walked in"
Boss says "what's he want"
Bartender say "scotch rocks"
Boss says "serve him. Charge him ten bucks"
So the bartender serves the gorilla and charges him ten bucks.
To make small talk the bartender says "don't see too many of your kind in here"
Gorilla says "at ten bucks a shot, you won't be seeing me in here again either"
