it was an accident

Apparently there was an iPhone video of this accident that I saw....

As the argument between red and the dwarf escalated, red got very excited and thought he was going to have a threesome when the dwarf yelled out "say hello to my little friend" ;)
 
You don't need insurance for that little fender bender.


Someone backed into my car in a parking lot and bent my fender. A flamboyantly gay couple came over and admitted it was their fault and wanted to get the car repaired and me send them the bill and not go through insurance or call the police. I said it would probably be at least $1500 or more and they said maximum $250 and started getting all pissy with me etc and said I was a rip off artist. I kind of lost my temper and said to the mouthy one that he could suck my cock if it was under $1000. He turned to his partner and said "See! He wants to settle out of court!"