it was an accident

[red]

Driving into the downtown early this morning. The early morning sun was in my eyes.

Trying make a light, I ran into the car in front of me. Following too close I guess but I didn't see his brake lights.

So I get out of the car and get ready. The guy gets out of his. He is short. I mean like a dwarf.

He comes stomping back to me and says

"I'm not happy"

I said "so which one are you?"

 

[Celticman]

Brilliant Red.

If he was quick witted, after being rear ended by you, he would have retorted "Grumpy"

 

[SchlongConery]

Driving into the downtown early this morning.

So were you planning on driving to dwarf or d'airport?

 

[NHFL]

I hope you were gracious and said "let me get my license and insurance info for you. It will just take a midget."

 

[MissCroft]

Dopey?

 

[red]

I hope you were gracious and said "let me get my license and insurance info for you. It will just take a midget."

No but I said "if you hadn't stopped short- we wouldn't be in thiss mess"

 

[Butler1000]

We can assume the other driver was (he proud owner of a compact car I would assume?

 

[NHFL]

No but I said "if you hadn't stopped short- we wouldn't be in thiss mess"

I'm not surprised you are telling a story about hitting a dwarf's car, red. You are not one for tall tales... hell for all I know you're not one for tall tail either.

 

[SchlongConery]

Dopey?

That's what I red into it too.

 

[SchlongConery]

We can assume the other driver was (he proud owner of a compact car I would assume?

It didn't use to be until this morning.

 

[SchlongConery]

So red rear ended a dwarf?

Mods, can you move this Review to the Fetish Section please.

 

[Jiffypop69]

So red rear ended a dwarf?

Mods, can you move this Review to the Fetish Section please.

What are you trying to IMPly ?

 

[red]

So red rear ended a dwarf?

Mods, can you move this Review to the Fetish Section please.

Lmao.

 

[SchlongConery]

What are you trying to IMPly ?

I think I made it fairy clear.

 

[red]

I think I made it fairy clear.

Maybe I was wrong to belittle him for his shortcomings?

 

[SchlongConery]

Maybe I was wrong to belittle him for his shortcomings?

I never thought you'd stoop so low either.

 

[explorerzip]

Maybe he's a cousin of the TTC leprechaun?

 

[MissCroft]

Maybe he's a cousin of the TTC leprechaun?

Irish you guys would stop with the bad puns.

 

[great bear]

Irish you guys would stop with the bad puns.

I agree CC, all their attempts keep coming up short.

 

[MissCroft]

I agree CC, all their attempts keep coming up short.

Yes, and I don't care at tall what they think.