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Alien (<>..<>) said:
Listen what the hell do you know about my wife? Do you bloody know anything about her?? No, I guess not. My wife would never do that to me, and if she ever cheated on me she would regret it all her life. I don't play games, where I come from we don't play footsie. I know my wife like the palm of my hand, I know what I got this is why I'm telling you this. Don't make moronic opinions of my wife if you don't know what the hell is going on.
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Honey, you just referred to your wife as a 'sheep'....now you are offended at someone elses remarks? You are bragging about how you play your wife for a fool, you are the one who is showing disrespect to her, not the others that posted in this thread. I am sure you love your wife and that she is a wonderful woman however your own comments indicate that you do not respect her. I am not trying to offend you just pointing out that she deserves better than to be spoken of with such disdain by her husband. Hobby if you want to, just don't speak of your wife as if she is nothing more than a house keeping, child bearing sheep.
 
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goober mcfly said:
***crrraaash***

nobody expects the spanish inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.... Our *four*...no... *amongst* our weapons.... Amongst our weaponry...are such elements as fear, surprise.... I'll come in again.
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r o f l m f a o
 
I am a total doofus LMAO I was browsing through the threads and this one caught my eye,,,,never even noticed how old it was.....shaking head at self ;)
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
I am a total doofus LMAO I was browsing through the threads and this one caught my eye,,,,never even noticed how old it was.....shaking head at self ;)
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I disagree, Lady. You're no doofus.

The original posts may be staledated, but your comments are fresh, honest and insightful.

Intelligent, yes. Doofus, no.
 
LadyTY2Uall said:
Ummmm that would be me hon, I am the doofus that resurrected an old thread ;)
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Nope, actually that honor goes to red, who posted this ahead of you and skierman:

red said:
i keep looking at pillars now in underground parking lots
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And that in response, I'm guessing, to the thread reminiscing about voices no longer in these conversations.

So let yourself off the hook ... no doo-fuss, just go do that voodoo that you do so well.

(Keep on being very good at being bad!)
 
Alien (<>..<>) said:
Use Mossad-like and KGB tacticts like I do. Always keep the phone ###'s of other women under male names. Never write phone ###'s in walls or paper or in your phone, write them in the pillars of your underground garage or in the back wall of a building that is not yours, you have to keep safe. And to avoid 1,000 strangers calling your mistress, always write her phone number backwards when you write them in a familiar public place. I keep all the numbers of my girlfriends in the pillar of my underground parking. But I'm not stupid, I don't write them in my own parking space, I write them in the pillars of other space parkings.

Keep all this in mind and you will never get caught. I have cheated like a hundred times on my wife without a quip of complaints from her.
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Thank you for the chuckle....may I pass this info on in my Blog? I have so many men ask this question and you just answered it beautifully.

Oh shit just realized how old the original post is...none the less this was a good reply.
 
Artmann said:
Nope, actually that honor goes to red, who posted this ahead of you and skierman:



And that in response, I'm guessing, to the thread reminiscing about voices no longer in these conversations.

So let yourself off the hook ... no doo-fuss, just go do that voodoo that you do so well.

(Keep on being very good at being bad!)
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yes- i admit it. it was me, red. i alone am responsible. for those kids watching at home- stay in school and listen to your mom
 
lmao it's all good guys, I am of British descent ;) Doofus is a term of affection to me too. As is 'twit', sillybugger, eedjit and a bunch more.
I have been grinning while reading all this, lol
 
i wonder of this is what lawrence had in mind with his seven pillars of wisdom
 
Artmann said:
Did you remember to write it backwards?
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LMAO!!!!

This was an all time classic TERB thread!.....
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Wonder where Alien (<>..<>) is now?
 
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